Cyberpunk: Best Quotes

This is a documentation of all of my favorite quotes from you guys, badass and hilarious. I will edit this every time I get another memorable quote from inside the RP: — [b][i]Inside his bunker, Brady plans on "hacking the world." But he decides he cannot do it by himself, so he invites random Cyberpunks into his place to persuade them to join his hacking legion with some very special gifts. Kyle is the first to join.[/i][/b] [b]Kyle walks inside the bunker, and the lights are off. But just as he shuts the door, the lights turn on, and Brady stands in front of him, a table behind him. [/b] [b]Brady:[/b] [i]Hello.[/i] [b]Kyle:[/b] [i]So, where's the pizza?[/i] [b]Brady steps to the side to reveal a large, flat cardboard box behind him. He opens it to reveal a 7 foot by 7 foot pepperoni pizza sitting inside, warm. [/b] [b]Brady:[/b] [i]That big enough? I've also got soda, water, churros and ice cream. [/i] — [b]Allen:[/b] [i]This isn't the way.[/i] [b]Andrew:[/b] [i][b]There isn't any other.[/b][/i] [b][i]- Allen, wielder of the Obituary, and Andrew, wielder of the Hellbringer, standing off against each other during the "Train Break" Bounty, their legendary revolvers pointed at the other's head.[/i][/b] — [b]Scientist:[/b] [i]Greetings. What have you brung in here today?[/i] [b]Shift:[/b] [i]This strand of hair, and this rock.[/i] [b][i]- Shift bringing ingredients for a biological abomination to a scientist inside a Bio-Lab for the "Super Rabbit" Bounty.[/i][/b]