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originally posted in:Dads of Destiny
Edited by The Real Hambone:
11/20/2014 6:06:17 AM
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She said whaaaat?!!
I know our better halves can get pretty feisty at times so I'm curious as to what's the meanest thing your wife has ever said to you?
I plan on sharing some of the responses on the DoD podcast so just make sure to keep the language PG. If you want to share but you want to remain anonymous feel free to PM me and let me know. Otherwise don't hold back boys. Let it all hang out!!
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@hambodini
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2 RepliesWhen my wife and I just started dating my parents had us over for dinner. Steak was on the menu. As we began to eat I noticed her steak was more red that she liked it but didn't say anything. So I offered to go cook it a bit more. She said no that's ok it's fine. Me thinking she was just being polite said its no problem I can cook it some more. She then looks at me in front of my parents and says "if you ask me one more time I'm going to take this piece of steak and shove it up your f'ing nose!". My mom said at that moment she new i was going to marry her.
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1 ReplyI'm at work, I pick up the phone and hear "hey...who else in your family has learning disabilities besides you? I need to fill out something for my ob gyn" She was completely serious I just said "what?!...what do you mean!" basically she says "oh... Well you told me that you fell out of your crib and you've hit your head so many times growing up I just assumed..."
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1 ReplyI'm pregnant.
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Haha well i dont know about what she said to me but she flipped the switch on the power strip when i was in the middle of the raid because i was taking to long with my group to finish it. I was pretty mad at first but i just laughed it off. Thought i might as well keep it destiny related.
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Edited by frahny: 11/23/2014 1:18:28 AM@hambodini I'm going to flip the script on this post. A few years back my wife was harping on me to get up on the times and get a Facebook account. I blew her off for a week or so, until one day I was tired of her asking so I gave her the ok to set one up for me. (Here is were it gets good) Since I had not gotten into fb she handled all of my friend request and messages. A few days in a row she had asked "who is this?" "Who is she?" Did you date her? Or better yet did you sleep with her? Lol you can see where this is going... Well, a man can only take so much. After about the fifth "you dated and/or slept with her?" I got to be a little on edge. Finally she asked one last time Wifey- "did you date her?" Me- "yup" Wife- "wow! I seriously feel good about myself!" Me- "why do you say that?" Wifey- "because I'm literally the hottest girl you have ever dated" Me- "that is true, but your far from the hottest I have ever banged" Silence.... Wifey- (with a smile) "you're such a jerk" Me- can we be done with this now:) ...."drops mic"
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No joke, got this one today "before we met I had high expectations"
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2 RepliesI always give my wife the choice.... her box... or the xbox.........i play alot of video games....might be my wording...lol
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6 RepliesEdited by KaiCiunus: 11/21/2014 6:36:01 AMI gotta say hambone, this one was a tough question. Sounds like it's letting some of us vent and such though, well done sir. I served in the military and had a friend lose his life while standing next to me, (when I say next to me I mean his brains, my face next to me). As such, I have the occasional flashback and all the other nonsense that goes with that ptsd stuff. Well, during one of our more heated fights, my wife informed me that "I was being a pansy about it all. That if I was a real man I'd just get over it, that I was broken and that it was no wonder the army didn't want me after I got hurt. Who needs a useless tool?" The next day she apologized and has actually been pretty supportive of me since. But man, that was the closest I've ever been to lashing out at her. (I threw a plate through the drywall like a frisbee and walked out of the room) We got it sorted out and our marriage is probably stronger for it now.
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She told me I was full of S H I T........Sometimes the truth hurts. ;-)
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1 Reply"I do"
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1 ReplyEdited by Deified13: 11/20/2014 9:18:17 AMI had a contact at the Meridian winery in California. A few year back Meridian made some special addition chocolate and my friend brought us a box of it. It came in a fancy wood side top box with the Meridian label burned into the top. My wife took one of the one inch chocolate cubes out and put it in her mouth. At that moment her eyes rolled back in her head and she said "If these could take out the trash, I wouldn't need you any more."
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I really want to thank all of you for sharing. Things got a little personal and serious but I'm glad our community can be honest with each other and supportive! I will definitely be sharing some of the funny ones but out of respect won't be broadcasting the serious posts. Please continue to share and look out for next weeks topic. Twitter: @hambodini
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3 RepliesNo sex for a MONTH! I think she relented after a few days
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1 Reply"You're stupid!!(2x)". After I told our daughter that she has to sleep in her bed and bedroom because Papi is sleeping with Mami in Papi and Mami's bedroom and my daughter starts to cry. My wife told me with such a stupid argument the only thing I'll achieve is a competition for love between my daughter and I. I thought that was a pretty smart comment of my wife... Lesson learned! teach and show your kids that there is equall love for everybody!
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6 RepliesDoes on a daily basis "Are you almost done with that game?" count?
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1 ReplyEdited by largehit71: 11/21/2014 5:02:44 AMWe got into a real war one night . I lost my brother last December and during that argument she told me the wrong brother died. Not funny at all really .
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1 ReplyIt's totally jacked up but thew x told me I'm in love with aanother man. Fates awesome though cuss a week later the other man a once good friend of mines wife found out about them.guess I'll always be an ass for letting that slip out right in front of all 3 of them lol
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9 RepliesOopf. Not very funny. But 9 months ago my wife was ready to file divorce because some douche bag had her convinced he'd make her happy... then he slept with her close friend. She said some pretty mean things around then.
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1 ReplyWell if we are speaking about gaming, my game room is upstairs. One night she told me "If you could stick your "penis" (she didnt use that word) in that controller you would never come downstairs".
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I want you but I don't need you. You're only here cause I want you here. 'Twas not a good night that night.
