Messin with the crytptarch

Forget Sasquatch. Messin with this bit h is much more fun. Sooo... I've got a bunch of motes of light on my hunter and I need some exotic gloves for my other two characters. A Titan and a Warlock. Soo two weeks ago I visit Xur and buy an exotic engram. Then the walk. Dreading every step. Knowing he's gonna hand me hunter gloves. But wait. Reverse psychology. It would work. It had to work!! Timidly I hand it over. He chuckles. Here ya go Hunter. A nice pair of Titan gloves. I walk away silent. Then back to Xur. Let's do this one more time. 23 motes and poof another exotic engram Back to Mr Chucklehead. Ahhh he says. Back for more eh?? Reluctantly I hand over another engram. BAM! He burst into laughter which he believes is at my expense. Here ya go Hunter. A beautiful pair of Warlock gloves for you! Then we both are suddenly laughing. I start my dance. He then realizes I'm laughing AT him not with him. Fcuk you cryptarch!!! You gave me exactly what I needed fool. Pointing and dancing to my vault. In my head hearing Nelson saying HAAA HAAA.