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originally posted in:Old Man Clan
8/15/2014 3:18:22 AM
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What's everyone's favourite movie quotes?
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4 RepliesGUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? PRIVATE SNOWBALL: Sir, no, sir! GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer? PRIVATE SNOWBALL: Sir, no, sir! GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: I bet you are the kind of guy that would -blam!- a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!
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Edited by Z3N-me: 8/16/2014 9:27:54 AMFar too many, but here's a couple of the top of my head. "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, and that is why it's called the present" Poncho: You're hit. You're bleeding, man. Blain: I ain't got time to bleed. Poncho: Oh... okay. [firing a few round from his parabolic grenade launcher] You got time to duck? Oh, and anything from Escape from New York! Snake is such a badass!
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2 RepliesCharlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt. The Long Kiss Goodnight. 2 hour quote-fest tbh
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Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols Super Troopers
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5 RepliesI lied, This is it: "Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there..."
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"And like that (poof) he's gone" -Verbal kint, The Usual Suspects
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"Hey, try not to suck any d*ck on the way through the parking lot... hey you, get back here!"
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"Hey, try not to suck any d*ck on the way through the parking lot... hey you, get back here!"
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[quote]Mine has to be "Does mother know you wear her thy draps!"[/quote] *Doth Mother know you wear-ith her drapes?
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2 RepliesThere are so many. One I have used throughout life. "If they attack the car, save the radio!"
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1 ReplyLt. Aldo Raine: Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Pfc. Omar Ulmer: I don't speak Italian. Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Just keep your -blam!-in' mouth shut. In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now!
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When you can't tell your friends from your enimies it's time to go! M, Quantum of Solice
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"You're dumber than you think I think you are."
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1 ReplyIt isn't exactly a quote, but this is the best 4 minutes of cinema ever. (Warning: abundant foul language.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZR58d77a4A
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Yes yes I remember, I had Lasagna
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"What's a motto?" "Nothing, what's the matter with you?"
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Gotta say one of mine has to be 'Yippee ki yay mother-blam!-er!'
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"Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later..."
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"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
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"Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?" "No, sir." "Good."
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"English do you speak it!"
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"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet" - the Wolf, Pulp Fiction
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Edited by CHIRON1280: 8/15/2014 4:03:42 AMHow about these, who am I? "Well now let's see, if there's anything missing!" (Personal items being spilled out, onto the deck.) "Hoolllyy Jesus, what the is that?...what the f#@* is that?"
