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originally posted in:DEATHS SHADOW
7/17/2014 2:35:07 PM
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Scientific Research Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead
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Q: Why do Hunters make such good lovers? A: They go deep in the bush They shoot more than once They eat everything they shoot
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Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....."
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Q: Why do women fake orgasms ? A: Because they think men care.
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Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A: Marry It!
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Q: Why did God invent the yeast infection? A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating -blam!-.
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Q: What worse than finding out your wife's got cancer? A: Finding out it's curable.
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Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women.
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Edited by asspwnedurmum: 9/6/2014 7:33:45 AMQ: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
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Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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Q: What have women and condoms got in common? A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
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Edited by asspwnedurmum: 9/6/2014 7:30:52 AMQ: What do you call a letter from a feminist? A: Hate male.
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I like my women like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack in a Colombian warehouse.
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I took my wife to the doctor. The doctor says, "I have terrible news, your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS." When I asked what I should do, he replied, "Drop her off 10 miles from your house. If she comes home, don't f u c k her
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1 ReplyWhy did the blonde get a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh? When you put your ear to it, you can smell the sea.
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7 RepliesEdited by Chryspii: 7/17/2014 4:06:18 PM"Hey, wanna play the r_a_p_e game?" "No." "That's the spirit." My friend just posted this to FB. I'm dead haha...
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1 ReplyWhat's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat
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Three days ago I banged your parental unit beta. ( I'll get better jokes )
