originally posted in:The Unchained Legion
Hey fellow guardians! Cooler man 44 here bringing you all what happened on my most recent raid run:
So, when we reach warpiest, we start cracking out the best jokes ever. Before I say them I would like to make a memroable announcement to one of the heroic guardians that supported and helped me in the raid. R.I.P: b1llbobjo for: making the best joke for warpiest and taking a heroic fall. (Instead of the king?! :0)
So jokes we pulled. Two words: Yo, and mama.
#1) Yo mama so ugly, she had you as a son!
#2) Yo mama so poor, she dresses you in old crap you find on the ground in da sewers! ( stuff like old bear skin from rats in the sewer?)
#3) Yo mama so fat, she made a red bubble that you can't fit inside of! ( second worst)
#4) yo mama so dumb, she messed w/ the guardians that killed Ya! (Then b1llbobjo died..... Funniest by far!)
Funniest for Golgorth:
#1) yo mama so dumb, she let you grow spider legs from your head!
#2) yo mama so ugly, she had to adopt instead of make!
#3) yo mama so poor, instead of security, she used you!
#4) yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's from her head, not butt! (Guy who made joke said that aliens have no butt?)
Oryx's daughters jokes:
#1) yo fa-da so ugly, he said to you two: don't worry how you look. Worry more of how you smell!
#2) yo bro-da so easy to kill, all we can do now is keep on making fun of him.
#3) yo mama so easy to kill, we payed her a visit when she was in her bed w/ another alien! ( no one knew but oryx'a wife was omnigul)
Jokes for THE KING!!!!!!
#1) yo mama so dumb, she gave you a complement on your fighting!
#2) yo mama so fat, her wings took up your dreadnaught when she tried to kill the guardians!
#3) yo mama so ugly, she thought that wings were so, in.
#4) Yo mama so weak, when I touched her, she fainted of awesomeness! ( said by mr.smileymaker)
Please fell free to use these jokes and use your own! Also fell free to post jokes in comments too! This is Cooler man 44 signing out. PEACE!!!