SUROS for those who enjoyed Aperture Science Products!

When your enemies [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fVUU7Drv2I]want you gone[/url] tell them off with one of our amazing guns. These white and red plated, black dragons can pop the heads off of any of those insane dark loving bastards in...oh, what's that...oh...okay, well I have just been informed that if you try to blow the heads off something really big it might just piss it off...so...just shoot it some more till it's too dead to get angry. [spoiler]Welcome test Subject, it's Cave, I am speaking to from across time and space, If your [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI]Still Alive[/url] and your hearing this, my name is Cave Johnson, and I just woke up in the future. Some flying little Doodad is wizzing about, a bunch of crazy looking spider people hate me for some reason or another, and the only people left here worship some kind of Magical Space Cantelope. Cool guy, the cross dressing phantom of the Opera says he is the one who gave me superpowers, oh...yeah...I have super powers now by the way! Suck on that Rattman! So if your just waking up, [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg67XggeraM]Just go[/url] and follow the talking light bulb till he get you to the city, I will meet you there....or one of my peolpe, I think I will start a company...nah...that's for suckers...I'll take over a company. Hey Pinecone! Who makes this Shotgun? SUROS? What kinda of idiot calls their Company SUROS...oh, well...it will have to do, but I'm gonna change the look of things, let's make it all white...maybe a splash of red...oh...wait, is this thing still on? How do I turn it off...wait...no...I got it.[/spoiler] ~SUROS, [url=http://pre11.deviantart.net/3a1d/th/pre/i/2011/119/8/f/aperture_1950__s_propaganda_by_demray-d3f6a0d.png]Science isn't about why...it's about why not![/url]