Advice on.. Women [¬_¬]

[b]1. Never start a relationship online:[/b] [spoiler]Besides the long distance complications. Talking to a female online is a complication as well.[/spoiler] [b]2. Women and their.. "Friends":[/b] [spoiler]Avoid females with the multitude of "friends" = MsPopular You maybe talking to her. But how many other guys are talking to her as well.[/spoiler] [b]3. First impressions count:[/b] [spoiler]One rumour about you and that's it. The Internet is a dangerous place especially for females, naturally trust is a hard thing to give. Immediately, females or even males need to know you're age whether you're a kid or a middle aged pedestrian. [/spoiler] [b]4. Being actually "Friends":[/b] [spoiler]If you want to be important to her you need to take this test as seen on my previous post: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210435987/0/0 Take this test: About how well you know your "friend". 1. Do you know their real name? 2. Do you know their gender? 3. Do you know their age? 4. Do you know what they look like? 5. Do you know what they Sound like? 6. Do you know why they're on these forums in the first place? 7. How many hours of game time? 8. Last time you've done an activity together? If so how many times? 9. Last time you laughed so hard you fell over? If so how many times? 10. Last time you've just hung out? 10/10 = Real Friend Over 50 hours of activities = Real Friend[/spoiler] [b]5. The chase:[/b] [spoiler]From what I've experience. Guys chase after women who are "better" then them and Women chase after Guys who are also "better" then them.. But I do not mean better as elitist, I mean better as in... Virtuous. [/spoiler] [b]6. Saturation:[/b] [spoiler]Conversations can get a bit saturated. Avoid spamming messages, avoid messaging straight away. People are on here for 1-2 hours not all day which leads to the next point.[/spoiler] [b]7. Reply times:[/b] [spoiler]Females will reply to you when they can. However 3-4 hours without a reply clearly indicates she's not interested in you and completely forgot you were talking. 24 hours and no reply.. She is ignoring you. When she says "I just read this sorry"... Complete BS.[/spoiler] [b]8. Arguments:[/b] [spoiler]You will never win an argument with Women... >.> Whether you upset her or someone/something else has. Don't try to reason and argue.. Don't try to explain... Don't even try to help... You WILL make it worst. All you can shut up and listen.[/spoiler] [b]9. The "L" word:[/b] [spoiler]Never say that word. Until you're 100% sure she's going to say it back. [/spoiler] [b]10. Asking for advice:[/b] [spoiler]Never ask advice from the opposite gender.. Women know nothing about Men. Men know nothing about Women. They can't give you advice based on their experience because Women date Men, Men date Women. They know what to do, and what not to do when dating the opposite gender. Maybe you can ask someone who's Bi. Women only give you advice about what they want to hear. They don't know how to actually help a guy unless you want advice on whether you smell or whether you're dateable...[/spoiler]