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Happy Friday,everyone! [spoiler]I saw that,Thawk![/spoiler] Hope you're day is going to stratagem.
So,I've got a story to share with you all. Tis something my older brother and I put together because we were bored. We thought it was funny,so I wrote it down. I wanted to remember it for the future,so I wrote in kind of a script form. You might wanna read the Spoiler below if you want to know the backstory behind these characters. If not,let's continue.
[spoiler]So,these three are characters that my older brother and I created a long time ago. They're are basically small dragons that live in house of humans. The three main one are:Gold(The oldest),Firedrake(Unwittingly the smartest),and Jake(The baby cousin who's always getting them in trouble. Through all ten years of the characters being in our heads,we've never actually designed them. Gold is a Gold Dragon,Firedrake is a Silver Dragon(but looks more blue.),and Jake is a baby Red Dragon. If you're still reading this,you get a cookie.[/spoiler]
Dungeons With Dragons
Scene: Gold,Firedrake,and Jake are sitting in a small room filled with boxes and a lightbulb dangling from the ceiling. They have decided to play Dungeons and Dragons...
Firedrake: Ooh,let's play this game! *enthusiastic expression*
Gold: Alright,I'm going to be the dragon! *sprays breath freshener in mouth*
Firedrake and Jake look at each other,then back at Gold
Firedrake: Um...Gold,that's not how the game works.
Gold: What!? *confused expression*
Jake: *sigh* I'll be the Dungeon Master. *hint of being annoyed*
*looks at Firedrake* Occupation?
Firedrake: What!? *confused expression*
Jake: Occupation? *emotionless expression*
Firedrake: Uh...Professional sorcerer.
Jake: Profession? *emotionless expression*
Firedrake: What!?
Jake: *sigh* Profession.
Firedrake: Uh....Mercenary!
Jake: Favorite color?
Firedrake: Blue. *curious expression*
Jake: Favorite food?
Firedrake: Oat meal creme pies! *content expression*
Jake: Favorite friend?
Firedrake: Uh...*takes board and scribbles down,"Non-applicable"*
Jake: Alright,give me a moment to conclude the results.
*pulls out paper diamond and begins mixing and matching with wide eyes*
Gold: Uh...Jake?
Jake: *looks at Firedrake* You shall be married to a woman named Sue,and you will have thirteen children.
Firedrake: Um... *confused and worried expression*
[i]Later[/i]
Jake: You have entered the mighty Squirrel Kingdom! But! a giant,ferociously-hungry squirrel is blocking your path! He will stop at nothing to devour anything! *looks up with content expression*
Gold: I shall cast my Sil-
Firedrake: *interrupts Gold* I cast my Lightning Spell! *throws dice down ecstatically*...Uh-oh! *face fills with sudden dismay and horror*
Gold: What!?
Firedrake: I missed....
Gold: *worried expression* Wha-
Jake: *interrupts Gold and looks at board* *shakes head and looks at Gold* You were immediately devoured,fried and crispy....and mildly undercooked.
*looks at Firedrake* And you are a terrible sorcerer.
Gold: Well,now what am I supposed to do!? *confused and angry expression*
Jake: Don't worry,we have a reserve character.
Firedrake: Huh?
Jake: You are now,"Skinny Jimmy:The Meal On Wheels".
Gold: What!? *confused and angry expression*
Jake: Better hurry,you've only got five turns left.
Gold: What do you mean!?
Firedrake: *stifled laughter*
Jake: Oop,too late. You have just been consumed.
Firedrake and Gold: What!?
Jake: Squirrel rolls a mean pair of sixes.
Gold: Since when could the enemy roll the dice!? *angry expression*
Jake: [b]The Dice command it[/b]! *aggressively throws down dice with wide eyes*
Gold: Now what?
Jake: Don't worry,we have a reserve character.
Gold and Firedrake look at each other
Jake: You are now,"Tumba Bumba:The Pre-prepared Feast".
Gold: Fine,let's continue!
Firedrake: I'm going to cast my Fireball Spell! *scoops up dice*
Gold: No!
Firedrake:...Uh-oh...
Gold: Huh!? *worried expression*
Firedrake: I missed. *dismayed expression*
Jake: *looks at Gold* You made a mighty fine cheese ball.
Gold: URRRGH!!! *slams head in to table*
Jake: Don't worry,we have a reserve character.
[i]Later...[/i]
Jake: You have reached the Serpent Kingdom! Your final showdown with the Snake King is at hand! *clutches dice*
Firedrake: I'm going to charge all up all my manna!
Gold: *head propped in hand* I'm a block of cheese,what could go wrong. *picks up dice*
Jake: You were blown off the cliff by the wind!
Gold: What!? *slams paper and pencil* No,that's not f-
Jake: [b]The Dice command it[/b]! *aggressively throws down dice with wide eyes*
Firedrake: Okay... *concerned expression*
Jake: Don't worry-
Gold: We have a reserve character!
Jake: Hmm,how'd you know? *confused expression*
Gold: I don't know,maybe I saw it in a dream!
Jake: Fitting,because now you're a Magic 8 Ball.
Gold: Oh come on! *throws arms up*
Firedrake:Ooh,I'd like to roll for wisdom!
Gold: No!
Jake: Fine print reads,*squints* [b]"One time use only"[/b].
Firedrake:It says,"Why?".
Gold: *repeatedly slams head into table* Why!? Why!? Why!?
Jake: Hmm...it appears you are out of reserve characters. Would you like to create a new one?
Gold: Yeah,I wanna be a pair of dice! *picks up dice and hurls them at Jake,sending him flying into a pile of boxes* Now,where were we?
[spoiler]Thanks for reading,let me know if you want to see more of these characters in the future.[/spoiler]