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originally posted in:Glue Eaters
6/21/2016 9:26:40 AM
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You're a News Anchor that is just about to get fired
What would you do while you have the chance on live tv?
I would put on a batman suit and punch the weather guy in the face. The assault charge would be worth it.
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2 RepliesHave respect, take my firing and leave. Why burn bridges and chance for future employment somewhere.
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I would tell them that I have a breaking news story and get permission for [i]one more.[/i] From there I'd get a team of professional hackers, strategists, and sharpshooters. After I did that I'd live film our bank robbery worth millions, and then sneak hookers into the studio on my last day and force the channel to be aired on every channel thanks to hacker buddy. I'd be shouting "mmmm take that take that take that" the whole time. Fun for the whole family
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[b] [/b]
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If there's news about a girl that's gone missing, say that you'll find her and FHRITP. Oh wait, someone already did that.
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Throw my briefcase at the crew and scream ALLAHU AKBAR.
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Yell something bad about the news station, then yell angrily in Russian. [spoiler]Of course I'd first have to learn Russian...[/spoiler]
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Shoot myself live on air. Hah! That'd show 'em!
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Walk in, wearing nothing but plastic wrap, and end the newscast by screaming [i]Ph'nglui mglw'nafh R'lyeh wgah'nagl Cthulhu[/i].
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[b]f[/b][i]uck her right in the [b]p[/b]ussy[/i]
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I would kms.
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Edited by Robin: 6/21/2016 10:23:29 AMGo drunk on the show and tell everyone to go -blam!- themselves on live tv. Maybe go on the desk and try to take a shit on it while still on. [spoiler]would need to kill myself after that humiliation [/spoiler]
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Do some Filthy Frank shit
