originally posted in:Age of the Seven
[spoiler]Note, this title isn't referring to Trump at all.[/spoiler]
http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-accepts-burden-being-only-person-earth-wh-55427
[quote]INDIANAPOLIS—Solemnly declaring that he alone could enlighten a human race crippled by ignorance, area man Aaron Krause said Thursday that he had accepted the burden of being the only person on earth who actually understands the world and how it works.[/quote]
You've gotta read this. I've got new original stuff coming your way!
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Edited by DGC LemanRuss: 5/4/2017 9:42:57 PMI agree with this man and feel his pain
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The Thing No One Tells You When You Become A Parent Is That NASA Is Conspiring To Overthrow The U.S. Government - The Onion https://apple.news/Am9OUKGdjPcqmZhAmPSqo_Q Totally real news!
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[quote]theonion[/quote] This should be interesting.
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Hey it's my State's capitol
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Gg guy gg
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What a true hero