originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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*walks in with multiple body bags* Just went hunting in the forbidden lands Where's the butcher?
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Dear god *takes of all 5 pairs of sunglasses * "That guy" Is not here!
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I'll have Kim Kardashian's baby bump. Hold the triangles. with your world famous envelope toast and dog biscuits. Bring the Jack till I get the floor.
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What??? No root beer???!?? Vas ist das?!!??
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Edited by Treebeard: 10/30/2014 11:46:38 PMI am back [spoiler]again[/spoiler] [spoiler]tell your friends[/spoiler]
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Edited by Treebeard: 10/31/2014 9:40:55 AMBack in nigrum, Reperio in sacco Gaudeo longum sit amet consectetur Etiam sum , emissus De laqueo, Quod suus custodivit me pendentem in circuitu Ego aspicitis in caelum ' Fac quod suus ' gettin me excelso Noli meminisse pheretrum causa me non morietur in aeternum Lorem vitae nouem Cats oculos Usin , nudatus et unumquodque coram facie sua Hic Im 'tergum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retrorsum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retro, retro (Sed ) Im ' tergum in nigrum Nae ego nigra retro, Back in dorso De Cadillac Number cum bullet a me virtus a pack Nae ego in CREPITUS Cum turba multa Quod si vis parcere pendent fuant Im 'tergum in semita causa Et Im pellentesque Flack Nemo agatur in alia , ut me rap Respice in me et nunc, Im ' iustus makin ' lusu Noli fortunam impulsu , ut de via iusta Hic Im 'tergum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retrorsum Etiam, Im ' tergum Ut at est retro, retro (Sed ) Im ' tergum in nigrum Nae ego nigra retro, Ut at est , inquam ego convertam Ut at est , inquam ego convertam Ut at est retro, retro Quid Im 'tergum in nigrum, Sic Im 'tergum in nigrum, Hooo yeah Ohh yeah At ego Oooh Yeah , Yeah Oh yeah Back in modo Tum ego iterum reversus sum Back , Im 'tergum Back , Im 'tergum Back , Im 'tergum Back , Im 'tergum Back Back in nigrum, Sic Im 'tergum in nigrum, coram outta *stabs goat*
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Hallucegenic tea please?
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Edited by Tamedfrog: 10/31/2014 9:18:20 AMHmmm... *looks at job list* I getting bored of being a supplier. I want a side job.
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Time to start ma shift
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Applying for job. Anything needed
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Edited by Rocketman287: 10/30/2014 7:01:32 PMSorry for not working Dragon Sniper. Aria's tea kinda.. .....put me in a 2 month coma.. BUT IM BACK BABY!!!!! *wipes bar in epic fashion*
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Can I be a lookout guard?
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*brakes a window* (•-• ) ('•-•) Ummm.... Alduin did it. *points at Alduin*
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Hallucinogenic tea please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I NEED ALL THE TEA AND WHERE ARE THE BAR WORKING PEOPLE I NEED A DRINK!!!!
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Edited by Deleted235708: 10/30/2014 12:55:52 PM*walks in with muddy shovel* Requeiscate de pache, Sweetroll. *sheds tear* [i]sniff[/i]
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I have returned
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The RP is bad.
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From now on Every national anthem shall Have the word sweet roll in it Ect God save our mighty sweet roll
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Majestic bump.
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Edited by Deleted235708: 10/30/2014 11:28:57 AMIT WORKED!!! *wipes sweetroll off Daedric knife* It was a worthy sacrifice.
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We are back! *misfires sniper* Umm that wasn't me <.< >.> You saw nothing
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You mean human?
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I need a job. How about [i]"Official Psychopathic Murderer"[/i]?
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Can I be the desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen?
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What job can Eli have Dragon?