originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Booomp.
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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Calling all staff members: I need your help on the U.S.S. Vindicator to fight of the Desticles. Here's the link [url= https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/70368896/0/0 ][/url]
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*walks in with a dragon head and drops it on the floor* "The rest is outside." *puts down bloody dragon bone sword at nearest table and sits down*
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#Sacrifice4Satan
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I'd like a desticle, hold the pickles. Can I also get the all the alchohol please?
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I'll take a nice full English breakfast, it just hit 10 30 and breakfast is closed at burger king....
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Ariadne Please could I have some of you special tea
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I don't like the idea of eating desticles. Some of them used to be Floodians. If you had a daughter that ran off and became a criminal bikie, would you eat her like you'd eat the rest of them?
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This thread is somehow attracting people that speak Dovahzul. Zu'u lokaal nii!
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Don't mind me, just delivering the weekly shipment of Desticle tears.
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Who want's to play reach?
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*watches final minute of shift tick by* *starts chugging brandy* Guys........I can't take the stupidity. #Feedback is full of whiny brats who constantly yell "YOU MAD???" I try to change things for the better, most agree with me.......but these IDIOTS......... I can't understand their stupid.
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They transmatted my silverware...
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[b][u]PSA: Do your part to help #Gaming[/u][/b] A lot of us have been keeping the forum afloat with non destiny threads.
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Alright people. I can't change the OP, but I can still attempt to manage this place.
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DRAGON are you there? I have to confess something of the utmost importance!
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Damn this place is dusty! Where ya been dragon?
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Guess what?! Guess what?! Guess what?! [spoiler]bump[/spoiler]
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"Where is soufflé girl?"
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I'll take the space waffles.
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I have returned with BioSmiley's new Nyan Cat, and he's not here is he. ._.
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I'll take some questionable cheerios
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I'm eating lunch at school, AMA.
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Forum status at the moment: Everything except #Offtopic belongs to #Density.