originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Edited by Deleted235708: 8/27/2014 1:51:27 PMCan I work as "That Guy."
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Waiter Please come here!
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There were roaches in my pop tarts. Is my meal free?
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Could I have a bowl of questionable cheerios?
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Edited by Deleted235708: 8/27/2014 5:17:16 AM[quote]Patients is a virtue. Please wait 5 seconds before posting again.[/quote] No
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*reads post* Oh cool! *checks out group* *is run by [b]The Traveler[/b]* [i]dafuq?[/i] *sudden realization* The Traveler is a Floodian... [spoiler]Who knew? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Can I have a pint of [spoiler][i]milk?[/i][/spoiler]
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Can i have some floodsticks?
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Well I'm clocking out, if anyone else will handle the place in our absence, feel free to do so, dragon should be the 1st one back.
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I missed the renaming of the restaurant Does not matter I'm pretty sure I thought Of the names in the voting
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Hm, pretty good for first day, really good.
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I thought I'd put on some music
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I would like some #destinyhaters pizza.
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Any want want any... Um... [i]Special[/i] Sustenance
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 8/27/2014 2:48:59 AM*makes hand into a gun shape* THIS IS A ROBBERY! DONT MAKE ME SHOOT! *makes gun shot noises with mouth*
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I thought this could help with cooking ideas. [spoiler]This guy is a professional.[/spoiler]
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Canz i be chef?
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Love the new title
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I want a full English breakfast
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Any way I can be your Krypteia?
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Can I haz Sweet Roll?
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[quote][u]Krypteia… apparently:[/u] Dyr Dragon[/quote] lol
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Y u no have breakfast menu???
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May I has cookie? ;-;
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>.> <.< The blam is this??
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You got some steak?