originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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You got some steak?
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//walks into restaurant Hi, table for 2 please
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Edited by Deleted235708: 8/27/2014 3:19:25 AMNow I want a Poptart with bacon and BBQ sauce on it. I think I'll make one. EDIT: DAMN IT, I'M OUT OF POPTARTS! [spoiler]Bio's worst nightmare.[/spoiler]
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 8/27/2014 2:24:06 AMI've narrowed down the name to three ones, that's a combo of what I like, and what WIZARD likes. So, vote in this sub-thread. The Flood House: 0 The Fiery Spice: 2 The Dragon's Fire: 4 Flood in the Fire: 0 I'll close this in about an hour. Get voting! VOTING HAS CLOSED! I SHALL BE RENAMING THE RESTAURANT: "The DRAGON's Fire"
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DRAGON SNIPER 9?! The amount of Dragon Snipers is too damn high! :3
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*shoots Desticle from Bar across street*
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You need another bouncer?
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Barwench! I require booze!
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Desticle soup if you don't mind...long night ahead of me...
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What are the specials tonight
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Alright, time for my night shift dinner. Hey Bio! Serve me your best poptart!
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Waitress! I demand my food to be free lest I tell the world your secret!
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Hey! We don't serve your kind here! *Shoots a flock of desticles with a desticle shooter*
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I demand you add Envelope Toast and Questionable Cheerios to this menu at once.
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My favorite song :^)
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Can I be da DJ? I have goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooòoooooooooooooôoooooooooöoooooooóoooooooooøoooooooooōoooooooooõd music. Depending on the type of music you floodians want
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Hey you have any bouncer positions open?
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Hmm, this is a Restaurant....with no drinks....I would like a job to quench the thirst of the flood.
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Dragon! We need an official name for the restaurant!
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Id like to see the dessert menu.
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*Sits down and politely takes off mark VI helmet and places it on hat rack.* may i have some flood sticks please?
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I would like everything on your menu put into a blender and made into body shots. Any body will do.
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Alright. I'm back now guys. If not for long, I'm still back.
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You know what you guys should add to the menu? Floodsticks. They're like bread, but, you know, they're space bread. In the meantime, how much for a Wildberry Popizza Deluxe?
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if i dont pick up the phone then call the landline
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*sips tea* *starts hallucinating* *runs around claiming I'm god* NOW BOW DOWN FOR I AM GOD