originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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*sips tea* *starts hallucinating* *runs around claiming I'm god* NOW BOW DOWN FOR I AM GOD
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I'd like to apply for a Bouncer.
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There's is a bit [i]too[/i] many Dragon Snipers
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Could someone get me a drink
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Desticle soup
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Edited by WORKSHOPWIZARD : 8/26/2014 9:37:47 PMBio, I could use..... a poptart. :3 [spoiler]I want it toasted, is that weird?[/spoiler]
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I request 3 extra large pizzas hold the crust
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Edited by RADIO-X-RATMAN: 8/26/2014 8:34:35 PM*hand tosses dough over and over and over again*
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I REQUEST A DELICIOUS POPTART, with frosting. :3 [spoiler]pleaseeeee.[/spoiler]
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*trips over Making a fool of himself* >.> *points at whoever saw that* You didn't see anything <.<
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*punches hole through the floor and emerges* Wait... We're not doing that here are we? *fixes hole and takes a seat* I'm not here to order I was just gonna see how it was going here
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Are your specialties fine dining and breathing?
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hey Dragon do I need to change your name on the bar to dragon sniper 4?
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The best Turian Brandy you got!
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Edited by Rocketman287: 8/26/2014 9:04:50 PMI can be a bouncer *points to sniper rifle* OR a server. Bring it on :) [spoiler]I'm a server at Olive garden. All I know is: Fine Dining, AND BREATHING![/spoiler]
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*picks out 500 glimmer* have you got some weed brownies?
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*Makes a garlic pizza with broccoli, red onions, and a pinch of feta cheese* c:
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I'm one of the bouncers at the flood bar. Work had been slow lately so.... Can I apply to be a bouncer?
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What do you guys recommend?!
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I am the Kitten Seller from Floodville. Do I still get sho- *KRAK* *thud*
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I have awoken from my slumber. Feed meh.
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#DestinyHaters Pizza is ready to be put up on the board and sold across the world.
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Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes please. Also, I prefer my Desticle meat medium rare, if that is alright with your chefs.
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Our Desticle Pizza is on it way out of the oven. Hand tossed covered in chopped desticle, glimmer and a tiny bit of darkness for pizzazz. [spoiler]The desticle is fresh too, just slaughtered some today actually.[/spoiler]
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The Wildberry Poptart "Zza" is Hot n' Ready c: