originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Hello, I'm back. Can I have Grilled Desticle and a Nuka-Cola? Just brought in some desticles-make sure the commander knows.
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Ayyy one order of flood sticks with some diet water please!
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Can I have some bitches sent back to my room? Make sure they're hot, and [u]not[/u] furries. Thanks.
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I violated the Code of Conduct and was met with Ninja Justice.
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Hello.
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Edited by Kinda Red: 12/13/2014 7:57:02 PMWatcher gave me a jetpack, so now I can fly, teleport, sneak really good, and snipe approaching Desticles. Got a Binary rifle and Canifex, custom. My partner is Purple Elite, she likes swords and carries a plasma repeater "for that special touch". We can get paid for doing this around your bar right?
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Can I be the dish soap? Ebola must spread.
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I've received word that bob is "psndotcom nao"
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Can I have a table of two
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Haven't seen bob around since last time.....
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Did you get my message?
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I'll take some dorrittos and FaZeberry G-Fuel
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Can I be the inconspicuous customer in the background?
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"Walks in wearing obsidian armour, carrying a two handed Silverite sword, bow made of Ironbark and arrows made of onyx" Hey bartender... "Drops bag with 10,000 gold" Hey, drinks are on me for the next and second rounds, cause I finally nailed all ten dragons in Dragon age Inquisition
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May have I have the Macaulay mcrib m80
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'Walks in wearing fallout NV elite riot armor, red beret and authority sunglasses, and covered in dust, armed with a Bozar' hey bartender, get me a bottle of whisky "turns to other patrons" anyone up for game of cards?
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*arrives in trenchcoat, fedora and neckbeard, chugging Mountain Dew, pulls out uzi with dorito dusted fingers, gunning down everyone, I whisper..* "wat class u gon pleh?"
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Hey guys I'm back
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Edited by Treebeard: 12/5/2014 10:21:45 PM*Breaks in and threatens customers before chanting and sacrificing them* [spoiler]thats an actual picture of me breaking in[/spoiler]
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Me when no one's around.
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Edited by BARACK OBAMA: 11/27/2014 11:11:03 PMMascot? We need a mascot. [spoiler]While you're at it, can you get me a keg of moonshine?[/spoiler]
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Need three for VoG casual at Carrier checkpoint
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*Enters the thread*
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HA NERDS LOLOLOLOL
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I need some food
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With Ebola now on the forums I think I should get a raise.