originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Is it time for Christmas usernames :D [spoiler]Any ideas •~•[/spoiler]
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*aims at customers head with rifle* 1... 2... 3... BANG! *customer has heart attack* Are you okay? Hello Oh no... Ummm *drags body into back*
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Hey. Nuka-Cola and a Poptart? Thanks. Fifty new desticles in back. All killed nice and neat. Should I have them sent to the kitchens?
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Table for 2
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Have you seen any Desticles lately?
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Permission to kick some desticle ass, sir!
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Can I get a raise m80?
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I heard the poptart chef was put in jail by the ninja police...just when you think you know your community
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I'd like a spot in the desticle seek and destroy squad And some skooma
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... The animatronics haven't moved for 4 days now.... I'm still watching them though.
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*puts on foxy suit*
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 11/17/2014 12:36:54 AMI violated [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Deej's mother[/url] or the rules of this orgy and was met with arousing Justice.
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(Sees robot animal band jumps out of window)[spoiler]FIVE NIGHTS[/spoiler]
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A table for 1 please.
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Edited by Arkay: 11/16/2014 12:42:51 PM*Walks in with Brotherhood of Steel armour on* Can I get a Nuka-Cola.
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Hey everybody ! Im back *sits at counter* where have i been you ask ? Assasins Creed Rogue .... its actually quite enjoyable
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*hands out a bunch of money* Give me the good stuff If you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I'll take one tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear please. *rolls over and purrs*
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ILL TAKE ALL OF YOU FOR DINNER!! LITTERALLY IAM SUPERGODZILLA!!!! AGGHHGHHHH
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SPACE WAFFLES!!!! Il take 20 of those with maple syrup please
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Boopdeedoop. Aha! -Desticle walks into restaurant- -pulls out scoped hunting rifle from FNV- [b]BANG![/b] -Desticle's head flies off, spraying customers with blood- (._. ) ( ._.) Just gonna hide...
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"Your strongest coffee please" *holsters sonic screwdriver*
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Can get some Krogan Liquor please >:3
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*paws at the back of dragon sniper's leg*
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Give me 2 bottles of your most expensive ale and 2 of your cheapest wenches!