originally posted in:Floodatia
Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
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Give me 2 bottles of your most expensive ale and 2 of your cheapest wenches!
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Do you have Desticle grilled meat Monsieur Sniper?
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I am a jedi ... will you hire me as your local jedi ? Or ... can i at least get a bottle of blackbrair mead ?
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Edited by Deleted235708: 11/13/2014 4:11:40 PM>.> <.< *steals all the sweetrolls from the kitchen*
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Hallucinatory tea please.
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Edited by Rukus: 11/9/2014 10:05:55 PMtbh. I though of this when it said Dragon fire
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Edited by Arkay: 11/9/2014 9:28:08 PMI think the time has come for me to become a manager. [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
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Yeah i think i should just take some Alcohol
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*watches the night*
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May I please have grilled desticle with a mango-pineapple salsa? And....uh..... Pssst..... *hands money under table* bring me some of the skooma stuff too....
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[i] [/i]
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Dibs on the Nuka-Cola! [spoiler][b]IT'S ALL MINE!!![/b][/spoiler]
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I have returned after long break of bnet whats new guys.
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360 ladderstall all the desticles!
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Serperior took my hat and coat and won't give it back!
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I just had an idea: [quote]🐉 The DRAGON's Fire! 🐉[/quote] A title change.
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-walks up to bouncer- so do you play destiny
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Edited by Arkay: 11/7/2014 7:01:39 PMCan I get a Nuka Cola? [spoiler]Do you want me to help around a bit more?[/spoiler]
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One Deluxe Pizza Exquisite please
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*opens stand* Wumbology lessons. 3.50$ totally not the lochness monster...
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I'll have a strange meat please. mixed with 10 stims, 8 Med-X, 1 fixer, and several bottles of Rad-X.
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I'll have an all alcohol drink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hey tree beard can we sacrifice the cat afrojoe?
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Your back you forgot something in the title[spoiler]we're back bitches unfortunately [/spoiler]
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Anyone in here wanna do the weekly nightfall strike with me?