Joke thread

So anyway decided to make a thread for jokes and wanted to see what the users can come up. So anyway i will give it a shot. Saw it on reddit some time ago so yeah not original. [quote] A girl asked her boyfriend to come over friday night and have dinner with her parents. And being a big event she suggested to make love for the first time right after. Being happy yet inexperienced he decides to go to the local pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist its his first time and the pharmacist helps him giving him advice on sex and condoms. At the register the boy is asked by the pharmacist what pack he would want the 3 pack, 10 pack , or the family pack. The boy insists on the family pack as he believes he will be quite busy the whole night. That night the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door who is excited to introduce him to her parents. They go inside and he is taken to dinner where the parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute pass and his head is still down deep in prayer. 10 minutes passed and still no movement. Finally after 20 minutes his girlfriend leans over to him and whispers,"I had no idea you were this religious." To which the boy replies in a whisper,"I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!" [/quote] Anyway a copypasta of some sorts. So any jokes from you guys?