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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
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Edited by risay_117:
9/20/2013 2:16:08 PM
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Joke thread
So anyway decided to make a thread for jokes and wanted to see what the users can come up.
So anyway i will give it a shot. Saw it on reddit some time ago so yeah not original.
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A girl asked her boyfriend to come over friday night and have dinner with her parents. And being a big event she suggested to make love for the first time right after.
Being happy yet inexperienced he decides to go to the local pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist its his first time and the pharmacist helps him giving him advice on sex and condoms. At the register the boy is asked by the pharmacist what pack he would want the 3 pack, 10 pack , or the family pack. The boy insists on the family pack as he believes he will be quite busy the whole night.
That night the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door who is excited to introduce him to her parents.
They go inside and he is taken to dinner where the parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute pass and his head is still down deep in prayer. 10 minutes passed and still no movement.
Finally after 20 minutes his girlfriend leans over to him and whispers,"I had no idea you were this religious."
To which the boy replies in a whisper,"I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!"
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Anyway a copypasta of some sorts. So any jokes from you guys?
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1 Reply[quote]I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk. "Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.[/quote]
