originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
I am about to get butt -blam!-ed by my Calculus Exam tomorrow! I need a -blam!- whistle ASAP and I am lubing up by studying some optimizaton poblems and L'hospitas shit.
BOYS IN DA HOOD
Update
When I got my exam I was like THESE DERIVATIVES CANT HOLD ME BACK THESE DERIVATIVES CANT HOLD ME BACK
And then my calculus test tried to get me into the white van with difficult algebra and I was like -blam!- it. -blam!- that problem!!!!!!!!!
Then I put my [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_Vd43Vxa0]team on my back [/url] and was like HOLD ME DDDDDDD and got a B on the exam! #HYFR
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[quote]This thread is nothing but a lie.[/quote]
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This thread is nothing but a lie.
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y = ax^n, ydx = ax^(n+1) / (n+1) + c, dy/dx = na^(n-1) y = [f(x)]^n, dy/dx = n[f(x)]^(n-1) f'(x) y = f[g(x)], dy/dx = f'[g(x)]g'(x) y = uv, dy/dx = u(dv/dx) + v(du/dx) y = u/v, dy/dx = [v(du/dx) - u(dv/dx)] / v^2 y = e^x, dy/dx = e^x y = ln(x), dy/dx = 1/x y = sin(x), dy/dx = cos(x) y = cos(x), dy/dx = -sin(x) y = tan(x), dy/dx = sec^2(x) y = cosec(x), dy/dx = -cosec(x)cot(x) y = sec(x), dy/dx = sec(x)tan(x) y = cot(x), dy/dx = -cosec^2(x) So long as you can recite all of that from memory, you'll be fine.
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#TOO BIG TOO FAST TOO STRONG TOO GOOD TOO SMART
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Who is your calculus exam?
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Lubing your anuus before a math test is always a smart thing to do.
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Was i the only one who thought this was going to be a sex thread?
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*Reads title.* *Sees that it's posted by kikashi hatake.* *Calls BS.* *Reads OP.* *Is correct.*
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Dammit I thought he was being serious
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Edited by Inzombiak: 2/4/2013 3:56:30 PMI was going to say congratulations.. but now I hope that exam goes in dry. Bite your pillow, OP.
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Then how about getting off the computer for starters?
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Calculus ... or Chūnin Exams ? Remember - Naruto will never been the same if you do not pass this exam. Your father, and the Academy, will face further dishonor.
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ITT: OP proves he will never lose his virginity.
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Hopefully this medical crap pans out the same way as your army ranger stuff did. I'd hate for you to be anywhere near me if I'm in need of medical assistance.
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-blam!- off, you misleading title making piece of shit
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Prepare your anus.
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I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
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Expect paper cuts... I'm speaking from experience.
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Oh, Kika......
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I have a Game Theory midterm tomorrow night. Who the heck assigns a test the day after a superbowl?
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Ha! Congrats Kakapoo.
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Just write notes on your calculator
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You wouldn't be screwed if you sincerely studied.
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Is Calculus Integration and Differentiation?
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I see what you did there. But then, so did averyone else...
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Oh, I thought I was going to have to be disappointed in you :P