North Korea uses Oblivion theme in propaganda film, gamers laugh hysterically

No, srsly. It turns out Kim Jong Eun is Uriel Septim VII Translation, not mine: "I was born 30 years ago. For two years I've ruled this North Korean empire. But for all these years I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of the demilitarized zone beyond which no espionage satellite can see. Behold, in the South, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 2013 year of our era. These are the closing days of the US-American hegemony and the final hours of Obama's life.."