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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
Edited by Capitons Wang:
3/27/2013 8:03:40 PM
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Girl issues....
So, not a real issue, but want to see what you would have said.
I have two FWB but that may get nixed for a new girl.
I have been talking to this girl, i met briefly at a bar, via text and phone calls. Lets call her Q
Q asked to meet earlier today.
I had mentioned to her that we could go to a drag show then drinks after with all the cool fags after.
She is a 7/10, perverted, well read, intelligent, vidya gaming nerd, who likes walking dead, im getting a boner just from typing that.
So before setting the exact time and which show, i said,
Me: "PS, i dont put out on the first date, unless you slip me a roofie..."
Q:"Thats fine I'm not above -blam!-:)"
So did i just win the lottery?
Thoughts?
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I would criticize but I made a few threads bragging about getting laid so I won't. But this is a girl thread so, as per policy: [i][b]Silly beta! Chicks are for dicks![/b][/i]
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1 ReplyWhat else is new, this guy bragging about banging girls as usual.
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If you're lucky you'll wake up with a drag penetrating your butthole.
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5 RepliesHoly hell. [quote]She is a 7/10, perverted, well read, intelligent, vidya gaming nerd, who likes walking dead, im getting a boner just from typing that.[/quote] 0.o EVERYTHING I WANT IN A WOMAN AAAHAHHHQHHH HUHWITURHTFJljbfawigt hjnsmdfgn
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1 ReplyGirls have nice titties
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Sounds like you've pretty much hit the jackpot...
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1 ReplyAren't you like, 40 years old? Why are you having girl issues?
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1 ReplyBut is she hot?
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OP you lucky man. I know a girl like that, alot of the way you described but 9/10 but hey Im still gonna sit here and be fapping to my pr0n folder instead of hitting that.
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7 RepliesHow come you're allowed to say fags but me and kikashi arent?
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3 Replies[quote] all the cool fags [/quote]lol oxymoron much?
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1 ReplyCan we have a picture of Q? See if she is a 7/1O or not.
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1 ReplyThis isn't a 'girl issue.' This is bragging.
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12 RepliesPfft. My fwb > your fwb.
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1 ReplyEdited by Flawless Cowboy: 3/28/2013 4:22:34 AMThere's a girl I kinda want to bang. Thing is, she is stupid. And I'm pretty soon the down syndrome gene is in there somewhere. Oh dear lord. I mean it's recessive. Like she might be a carrier. Oh jesus.
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1 ReplyI'm pretty sure she was joking.
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2 RepliesWait...why would you go to a drag show for a date? That's...odd...
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1 ReplyYou are capiton's wang, you don't get a boner, you [i]are[/i] a boner!
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Edited by Stanky: 3/28/2013 12:23:32 AMGOD DAMN DOUBLE POSTING MOTHER -blam!-ING SLUT -blam!- NUN ORGY!
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6 RepliesEdited by Elegiac: 3/27/2013 8:06:52 PMoh hey it's a furby
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2 RepliesHAHAHAHA [b][u][i]LOL[/i][/u][/b]
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2 Replies
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If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son! I got 99 problems but a -wut!- ain't one!
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12 RepliesDo it, give me a FWB.
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2 RepliesCongrats and good luck is in order here.
