originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
This is a bit much, but I think you can handle it...
[b]Would you rather have sex with a dead person or an alive animal? If an animal, what kind? If a dead person, how long after death would you be 'comfortable' with?[/b]
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I saw this on How I Met Your Mother. And I'm curious. It's not a question asking you "will/would you", just a "what would you rather if there was no getting out of it"
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[i] [/i]
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Dead person, they would have to die during the act, so i feel compelled to finish
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I'd only be cool with it, and [i]cool[/i] being used loosely here, if it was a few hours after death and they're still warm.. I'd still use protection though, so that they can't get my DNA and arrest my for necrophilia, cause that's life in a psychiatric facility.
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I would take the dead body,cause who fuks animals(there are people on the internet).Of caurse its better with someone alive,but its just weird and wrong with an animal.
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[i] [/i]
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Tbh a dead person. For all intents and purposes it's an inanimate object so it'd be like -blam!-ing a doll, albeit a very lifelike (irony lol) doll. Having sex with an animal is like having sex with a small child; just wrong on pretty much every level. Of course I'd much rather have sex with someone who's alive but you are making me choose.
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A animal. Because sex is best performed when hot.