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Edited by CBOND2X07: 11/22/2014 12:41:21 AMA NEW WEAPON HAS BEEN FOUND GUARDIANS!!!! I intercepted some tidbits....posted by some random LBJ in the Public Forums who provided some of the tasks required, but did not know the name of the weapon..... Like a good Group Grand-Potentate.....I have dissected untold lines of forum trabble....and am pleased to inform all OGC members of this grand piece of Flamboyance. A Flamboyant Bounty - called "The Hurt Feelings Report" The Weapon: NERFADOODLE Its a Rocket Cannon.....that automatically Nerfs Enemy Guardians DPS and Auto Aims....and shoots foam Ghost-Shaped projectiles at the "sensitive" parts of enemy Guardians. Task one - come in last in the crucible ten times in a row. Task two - complain in the forums eleventy-seven times. This is easy though....because it Auto-Posts comments for you in the forums, at the end of losing matches....from a list of 10 pre-programmed comments. Things like "The Kvostov is too OP" and "Increase sticky grenade numbers to 7" without you having to look at a computer. Task three - Obtain a "Bib of Darkness" emblem from the Speaker....by visiting Xur and spending 10 Descendant Sharps for an "Opalescent Tantrum" rocket shell. Once you equip the Bib.....the Nerfadoodle will be available under the box by the Iron Banner Gong of Fire.