Important message (not really)

This is a very important message that everyone here should read. This is not a waist of your time, this is a must read. Everything before this actually is a waste of your time, probably about 3 seconds in total. However the rest of this is totally 100% important. Just remember, the 10 seconds you spent reading everything previous to this was a waste of time but it's totally worth it now. I'm honestly kinda shocked that you're still reading this now... Okay now time for the real message after wasting about 15 seconds of your time. And the message is... Penis Alright, at the end of this you will have waisted 25 seconds of your time. I hope you're proud of that...