A Sad Destiny

Well before I start, I noticed that most stories I saw were more serious, so I made a comedy with what I'm given. Origin In the planet Uranus, they only know one movie from human culture... Twilight. Sadly in Uranus, that movie is praised as a classic. One young lad, Spanky Ashkins, wants to be a mix of Edward and Jacob so that he can get the ladies. At one sad day, his planet is nearly demolished by the savage Cabal, but some mysterious force brings him to the last city of Earth... well almost, he is just outside the walls of it. ​ Despite the fact that is home is gone and he has to survive out in a cruel, wild world; he is still happy because the force gave him magical powers... which gets him ever closer to his mentors. He makes himself the promise to never use weapons (since he is magical) and to never wear anything above the waist. But thankfully, not all promises are kept. Little does the young awoken know, the Traveler has an adventure that bends the mind, time, and space planned ahead for him; and as he learns more about human culture, he will discover something that can possibly change everything.