shrek diary 3

today when i was walking to ms goji's house i stopped to tie my shoe when i kneeled down, i realized i was missing a shoelace curious, i looked around for the shoelace but as i turned around, there was a crashing sound behind me was a wreck and standing in front was shrek my shoelaces were untied but shrek reached to my side and pulled the lace out of my pocket, tying it to a big green locket when i asked what it was for he said i needed to open it to be sure but he told me not to do it and even now i haven't broken my vow and fck all of this sh1t