never trick your pike while on strike

I was boosting on my pike when the guardian wandered near. It was then he came too close, I scaled the wall and thought oh dear.. Down I came upon the fellow, and crushed him from below so I ditched the pike and brought him back to life, but before he could land a punch I continued on our strike! When we came across the vex we battled with their shields. It took me six feet under, and still we did not yield. Moving down our path we destroyed everyone before us you see we hath, but before anything got started all my partners then departed. Alone I met the priest, but we shared separate beliefs and though I pinky swear I did my warrior best, still my life existing there ceased. So before I end my story here, you all indeed should hear: when tricking on a pike, never land on a mate in strike, you may just fight the beast without a friend then just who will help you to defend? *Echo takes a bow* And that is my contribution for tonight's Korny theater. Thank you. Thank you. Who's next? Any volunteers? Would it help if I provided some beers? [spoiler]just thought I'd offer up something to pass time that I thought might entertain someone.[/spoiler]