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Things We Say While Playing Destiny

Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again. [u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u] [spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?" "I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list." "Can we go to the Tower real quick?" [Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)." [/spoiler] [u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u] [spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?" "I've done this same strike (insert) times now!" Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!" "Behind us! Behind us!" "Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!" "Watch out for (insert enemy)" "Don't die!" "I got one shot." "Okay I'm gonna leave and come back." "Anybody know a good spot for the boss?" "Wait, thats it?" "Omg, finally!" "I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!" "What? I get nothing?" "Sigh.. I got crap.. again..." "RNGezus hates me." "Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!" [/spoiler] [u][b]Patrol[/b][/u] [spoiler]"I've got a good farming run." "Ooh, there's a chest!" "(insert material) over here!" "They need to put in Sparrow Racing!" "Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!" "Have you seen this glitch?" "I'm doing the (insert) bounty." "Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?" "I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)" [/spoiler] [u][b]Tower[/b][/u] [spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)" "What shader is that?" "Where is Xur?" "I just ranked up (insert faction)" "Let's see what Cryptarch will give me." "I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent." "I got a package from the Post Master." "I just got a random invite." "Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?" "Why is everyone dancing around me?" "Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!" "Hey, do you know how to get up here?" [/spoiler] [u][b]Raid[/b][/u] [spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)" "Don't open the chest until we're all here." "How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?" "How many Gjallarhorns have we got?" "Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?" "Oracles!" "To the bat cave!" [Gorgons] "No double jumping." [Gorgons] "Stick together guys" "Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?" [Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?" "Does everybody understand whats going on?" "I've got the relic." "Who's geting the relic?" [Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side) "Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!" "It only sent two of us!" "I'm glitched in the portal!" "Yep. Thats a wipe guys." "Come on guys, we can do this!" "Everybody to the middle!" "We need a bubble at (insert) seconds." "One more cycle and he's done!" "Yes, we did it!" "FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!" [/spoiler] [u][b]Crucible[/b][/u] [spoiler]"I've got the flag!" "I never get to hold the flag.." "I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose." "I hate this map." "Ah yes, this is my favourite map!" "Where the F did he come from?" "They're all at (insert location)" "Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)" "I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!" "Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!" "Thats Bullsh*t!" "How did that kill me? I was around the corner!" "See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!" [/spoiler]

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  • Fail to make a jump? Died doing something stupid? "You are bad and you should feel bad." Opening Chest *tries to replicate chest opening sound effect Ocarina of Time * Crucible "Team Alpha, Guaranteed win." "Team Bravo, Guaranteed win."

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  • Edited by HG x SkyHigh: 1/20/2015 1:12:09 AM
    Patrol: 'Was I just in this cave?' Crucible, especially during live stream: 'That Pocket Infinity .. I swear to God' 'Laaaaaaag' 'Andddd I blew myself up' 'HEEEEEEEEEERE I COME TO WRECK THE DAAAAAY' 'PEEKABOO' When nearing a perfection or sum of all tears and dying cuz of a striker or golden gun 'Whe could have had it aaaaaaaaahaaaahahallllllllll, rolling in the deeheeeep'

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  • Really? So you're just going to stand there and let him shoot me? Why are you trying to melee him? This asshole Lol How did he not die

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    • This game sucks... I'll be on tomorrow.

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    • Nightfall "Hey dont go over there youre gonna die." *dies. Now you are last guardian standing* "well were boned!"

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    • The other day is said " I'll be damned if that Hive Knight doesn't have the nicest spin move since Dwight Freeney" .....no one got the reference :(

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      • Everytime my wife walks past the loading screen ... 'You on Google Earth again..?"

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      • "I'm sorry honey, give me just a minute and I'll come to bed.." 1 to 4 hours later. (I'm not really sure at this point) "I know I have to work in the morning, I'm almost done.."

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        • Actual exchange in my fireteam EVERY GAME: Gamer 1: "Don't touch C. If you touch C, I'm going to castrate you." Gamer 2: "Seriously guys, don't touch C, we'll lose." Gamer 3: "Are we holding A and B, then?" Gamer 1: "Yes. That's what I meant by DON'T -blam!-ING TOUCH C!" Gamer 4: "They're pushing B." Gamer 1: "WHO THE -blam!- IS CAPPING C!?" Gamer 3: "It's the randoms, calm down." Gamer 2: "This is bull-blam!-! How did that level 23 kill me? I'm a 32 with a fully upgraded fusion rifle." Gamer 3: "Levels don't matter in Crucible, dude. That's ONLY Iron Banner." Gamer 1: "They flipped the -blam!-ing spawns and now we're stuck with C. -blam!- B for a minute and push A to flip the spawns." Gamer 4: "They're capping C." Gamer 1: "-blam!-ing let those mother-blam!-ers. I hope they...GET THAT -blam!-ING RANDOM OFF OF C AND LET THE OTHER TEAM TAKE IT!" Gamer 2: "It's not fair that this 23 keeps killing me! I'm a 32! A 32 -blam!- IT!" Gamer 3: "LEVEL DOESN'T MATTER!" Gamer 1: "-blam!- THIS -blam!-ING MOTHER-blam!-ING BULL-blam!-! YOU GUYS ALL GO GET -blam!-ING A, I'M GOING TO GO -blam!- SOME -blam!-ERS IN THE -blam!-ING -blam!- AT B AND THEN T- -blam!-ING BAG THEM AT C UNTIL I GET A -blam!-ING ANURISM!" Gamer 4: "You guys weren't kidding. He IS crazy..." Gamer 1: "B is -blam!-ing clear. WHY ISN'T A OURS YET!?" Gamer 3: "Dude, we're capping it now..." Gamer 2: "Seriously!? This 23 is MINE! NOBODY ELSE KILL HIM! I'M GOING TO OWN HIM HARD!" Gamer 3: "For -blam!-'s sake, dude, LEVEL. DOES. NOT. MATTER!" Gamer 1: "-blam!-ING RANDOMS GET OFF -blam!-ING C!" Gamer 4: "200 points left till we win." Gamer 1: "Oh, -blam!- I didn't realize we doubled their score. Let's go grab C and -blam!- with them for the win."

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          • Edited by billdaddy04: 1/20/2015 12:58:26 AM
            What the fvck is that idiot doing? Or Zone A? Seriously? You're gonna go for Zone A instead of helping me keep B and C. I hate you.

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            Sit down! Class is in session

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          • Well in crucible it goes something like this : Ok let's do this! Sick I am top of the board! 5minutes later OMFG M8 YOUR HACKING Random Bursts of me shouting noob a my TV Game lost I then rage and get kick of Xbox ...so yeah

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          • Crucible for me is more like *dies* "-blam!-ing scrub" *kills someone* "-blam!-ing scrub"

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          • I can be heard saying "Oh, you -blam!-ing thought you'd get me huh?" During any raid

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          • Death by knight with lightswitch. "Damn, he just Babe Ruth'd my ass!"

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          • "You're killing me thralls" and "There's no cure for harpys"

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          • "OH YEAH, TELEPORT right when I throw my grenade AT YOUR HEAD!!!" Usually followed by: "REALLY!? REALLY!?"

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          • "Of course, the damn thrall ducked the grenade"

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          • LOL. The Crucible one is 100% on the money. +1

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          • "Oohh.. Piece of candy" - James Woods, Family Guy When an Engram drops.

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            • I'm not quite sure why, but playing crucible, I tend to say "sit the -blam!- back down" when getting good/skillful kills, which is kinda odd, cos they weren't sitting in the first place. I'm not quite sure when I started saying that. Other than that, I talk to myself constantly when playing video games, it's usually why I don't tend to use a mic unless I need to :P

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            • when I toss a grenade in anything "nice toss" as it either lands in my face go over the enemy or just misses

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            • Most of mine is PvP so it's like this... OMG why am I so bad at this game?! OMG why are these people so bad at this game?! Why are you capping A, you're dooming us all! OMG why are (insert class/weapon) so OP? Ima shoot you in the face! Ugh he shot me in the face! *sees sniper* Run away! Nooooo team mate stop shoving me into his line of sight! Haha killing streak! And it's gone... And in PvE Why are these mobs so OP?! Ack I'm glitching into the wall! Why am I so bad at this game?

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            • Every word a sailor could think of.

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            • Haha lol In story/missions/strikes it's not "OMG, I got an exotic" it's "OMG, YOU got an exotic" XD

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            • -blam!- this game i'm done

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