originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again.
[u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?"
"I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list."
"Can we go to the Tower real quick?"
[Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)."
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[u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?"
"I've done this same strike (insert) times now!"
Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!"
"Behind us! Behind us!"
"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!"
"Watch out for (insert enemy)"
"Don't die!"
"I got one shot."
"Okay I'm gonna leave and come back."
"Anybody know a good spot for the boss?"
"Wait, thats it?"
"Omg, finally!"
"I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!"
"What? I get nothing?"
"Sigh.. I got crap.. again..."
"RNGezus hates me."
"Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!"
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[u][b]Patrol[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got a good farming run."
"Ooh, there's a chest!"
"(insert material) over here!"
"They need to put in Sparrow Racing!"
"Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!"
"Have you seen this glitch?"
"I'm doing the (insert) bounty."
"Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?"
"I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)"
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[u][b]Tower[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)"
"What shader is that?"
"Where is Xur?"
"I just ranked up (insert faction)"
"Let's see what Cryptarch will give me."
"I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent."
"I got a package from the Post Master."
"I just got a random invite."
"Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?"
"Why is everyone dancing around me?"
"Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!"
"Hey, do you know how to get up here?"
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[u][b]Raid[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)"
"Don't open the chest until we're all here."
"How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?"
"How many Gjallarhorns have we got?"
"Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?"
"Oracles!"
"To the bat cave!"
[Gorgons] "No double jumping."
[Gorgons] "Stick together guys"
"Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?"
[Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?"
"Does everybody understand whats going on?"
"I've got the relic."
"Who's geting the relic?"
[Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side)
"Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!"
"It only sent two of us!"
"I'm glitched in the portal!"
"Yep. Thats a wipe guys."
"Come on guys, we can do this!"
"Everybody to the middle!"
"We need a bubble at (insert) seconds."
"One more cycle and he's done!"
"Yes, we did it!"
"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"
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[u][b]Crucible[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got the flag!"
"I never get to hold the flag.."
"I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose."
"I hate this map."
"Ah yes, this is my favourite map!"
"Where the F did he come from?"
"They're all at (insert location)"
"Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)"
"I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!"
"Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!"
"Thats Bullsh*t!"
"How did that kill me? I was around the corner!"
"See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!"
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-blam!- this game i'm done
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While playing Iron Banner (I don't like PvP but want the gear): ****ING shotguns! ****ING fusion rifles! ****ING titans! ****ING etc etc... *Wins a match: Hey, this isn't so bad! ****ING bladedancer! I want Queens Wrath back. :)
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What the -blam!-? - commonly used on any and all locations for various reasons.
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(Gets killed in pvp) FOCKING PIECE OF SHEET GAME WHY DO I EVEN PLAY THIS?
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"I COULD HAVE THROWN MY FÜCKING SHOE AT HIM IT WOULD HAVE DONE MORE DAMAGE!!!"
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Every profanity under the sun
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Doing a public event earlier with my 26 warlock where I had to kill a level 4 captain. " Why the -blam!- am I doing no damage? shit Shit Shit how is he killing me? omg I am gonna run out of ammo. How the -blam!- is his shield regerating before I can even reload. An entire clip of my suros and his shield is still not gone Wtf. -blam!- this this is stupid. I should be destroying him. He is only level 4 Wtf.
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You forgot to add "f-ing (insert weapon name) I hate that damn weapon. Bull shit!" And also "he didn't even hit me!! What the hell!" in the crucible section.
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Edited by LeveledAF: 11/21/2014 12:27:26 AMArc Burn Nightfall modifier with no Fatebringer
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I love how for the cryptarch not 1 mention of him giving someone something good lol! He gave me the swarm from a blue engram, I liked him for a little while
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Edited by Aerohed: 11/18/2014 3:00:34 AMDuring a Nightfall with lightswitch, I was the last one alive and there was a Stealth Vandal about to kill me, so I started punching it to death while yelling, "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.... THAT IS [b]NOT NICE[/b]!"
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[b]anytime at any moment[/b] -blam!- this game
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Everytime me or some one I play with gets disconnected "ha I/you, got destinyed"
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In the crucible, op suros, op titan melee, op nova bomb.
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'Oh Shit I'm out of Ammo." "...2 Minutes left on the synthesis..." "-blam!- it, I'm switching back to Icebreaker"
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Raid sayings: Oh chatterwhite how I haven't missed you. Plan c number 5! EFF YES! This is the easiest way for a warlock to do the jumps *5 seconds later* "Guardian down" Did you not do as follows? "No i was looking at something else...." *fireteams hears a headset being thrown* "I thought I could rocket my way out of the bubble" .........*Jin Vega has departed* *Gorgans gaze* who the f**k desk popped? "I know how to use the relic guys!" *5 seconds later* "How do I clense?" *succumb to the oracles* whelp time to go carradine myself.
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Story- "Why can't Ghost have even half of Cortana's personality?" Nightfall- "Oh yeah, they've got lightswitch on this week... Whoops." Strike Playlist- "Valus Ta'aurc again?" Crucible- "Mother-blam!-ing panic button bullshit." Raid- "I'm so glad I found you guys on LFG."
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And admittedly this isn't something I say in Destiny itself BUUUTTT in my Philosophy class we were talking about perspective and how time is supposedly an illusion, and someone said something about "looking from outside time". To which I replied "Outside time? What, you mean like the Vault of Glass?"
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Raid: "We have the Stargate. We need the Dial Home Device."
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Don't jump in front of me I am using a Rocket launcher. "Guardian Down" "Guardian Down" Tell me when you are using a Rocket launcher next time.
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Just before killing Sepiks Prime-"DROP THE BASS" When tossing a sticky at another player in Crucible-"This is for you (insert name)."
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"Why do I still use this weapon? I haven't taken it off in almost a week, why do I-" (Some massivly powerful mob dies before the end of my Invective) "Oh, right." "OHHHHH!" (Upon killing a tough enemy/finding rare loot/beating a tough mission) "OH COME ON!" (When RNGesus inevitebly smites me (I'm looking at YOU Haunted, you and your stupid THRID NO LAND BEYOND) "PRAISE THE SUN!" (Upon popping Radiance. Yes. I actually say that)
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During Nightfall: I hope I don't do something stupid this time *gets killed by own grenade
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#crucible "oh yeah that -blam!-ing makes sense"
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Now when I go to do bounties I say I'm not gonna get anything like usual :(
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Good 'ol smosh