originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Post the things that you find yourself or people that you play with saying time and time again.
[u][b]In Orbit[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Loading Screen] "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do (insert) with our ships?"
"I can't join you for some reason. Its saying its set to friends only. But you're on my friend list."
"Can we go to the Tower real quick?"
[Starts Mission] "Oh wait, I forgot to get my (insert)."
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[u][b]Story / Missions / Strikes[/b][/u]
[spoiler][Cutscene] "Why can't I skip this?"
"I've done this same strike (insert) times now!"
Urgh... I hate (insert enemy)!"
"Behind us! Behind us!"
"Wtf? They spawned right on top of me!"
"Watch out for (insert enemy)"
"Don't die!"
"I got one shot."
"Okay I'm gonna leave and come back."
"Anybody know a good spot for the boss?"
"Wait, thats it?"
"Omg, finally!"
"I got a strange coin / Mote of Light!"
"What? I get nothing?"
"Sigh.. I got crap.. again..."
"RNGezus hates me."
"Oh wow! You got (insert Exotic)!"
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[u][b]Patrol[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got a good farming run."
"Ooh, there's a chest!"
"(insert material) over here!"
"They need to put in Sparrow Racing!"
"Oh oh oh! Public Event starting!"
"Have you seen this glitch?"
"I'm doing the (insert) bounty."
"Have you gotten the dead ghost / gold chest in this area?"
"I just need (insert) more (insert material) then I can max my (insert weapon / armour)"
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[u][b]Tower[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"Where did you get (insert weapon / armour)"
"What shader is that?"
"Where is Xur?"
"I just ranked up (insert faction)"
"Let's see what Cryptarch will give me."
"I hate Cryptarch, he never gives me anything decent."
"I got a package from the Post Master."
"I just got a random invite."
"Who is this guy that just joined our fireteam?"
"Why is everyone dancing around me?"
"Oh, so thats the purple ball I've been hearing about!"
"Hey, do you know how to get up here?"
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[u][b]Raid[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"We've got (insert enemy) coming to (insert location)"
"Don't open the chest until we're all here."
"How many Warlocks / Titans have we got?"
"How many Gjallarhorns have we got?"
"Are we cheesing him or doing it legit?"
"Oracles!"
"To the bat cave!"
[Gorgons] "No double jumping."
[Gorgons] "Stick together guys"
"Who hasn't killed a Gorgon before?"
[Jumping puzzle] "Hey! Who pushed me off?"
"Does everybody understand whats going on?"
"I've got the relic."
"Who's geting the relic?"
[Atheon's Timestream] "Which side?" (Answer: Mars / Venus or left / right side)
"Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse!"
"It only sent two of us!"
"I'm glitched in the portal!"
"Yep. Thats a wipe guys."
"Come on guys, we can do this!"
"Everybody to the middle!"
"We need a bubble at (insert) seconds."
"One more cycle and he's done!"
"Yes, we did it!"
"FFS! I got chatterwhite and energy again!"
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[u][b]Crucible[/b][/u]
[spoiler]"I've got the flag!"
"I never get to hold the flag.."
"I've got the flag, we're probably going to lose."
"I hate this map."
"Ah yes, this is my favourite map!"
"Where the F did he come from?"
"They're all at (insert location)"
"Urgh... I hate (insert weapon)"
"I swear to god! I hate f-ing (insert super)!"
"Why is it so laggy? Teleporting everywhere!"
"Thats Bullsh*t!"
"How did that kill me? I was around the corner!"
"See? Its always the person on the bottom who gets the good stuff!"
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Good 'ol smosh
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EFFING FUSION RIFLES!!!!!
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Fuuuuu!!!! I'm out of taffy!!!! Fuuuuuu
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I always say when I die in PvP... Ouch! Awwww I almost had him!
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Edited by DogChamp: 11/20/2014 2:54:12 AMI say things in the crucible. I hate this map! I love this map! Yes a Pike! Yes an interceptor! Yes heavy ammo! Darn it! What the HECK! How the heck does someone do that? That's not fair! I'm not going to say that should be nerfed because then I would make someone mad. I am awesome! You fool! Noob! I'm the best! We need fair matchmaking! I'm soo gonna die while capture this zone! Why the heck is Shaak so negative! Don't freaking have a ! At the end of Your Team Lost! I'm done. Screw it. I'm a fail. I'm a noob. How did I not make that jump! Shoot then melee! Not melee then shoot! Why can't you get it right me!? *Hums Doctor Who Theme Song* How did that not kill you! I fired my freakin shotgun at your face at point blank range! How the heck are you alive? Agh! Yay! Yay I win! Nooo! Not a bad KD! Yay! A good KD! Why did he get that, I did better than him and got nothing! Did they buff the grenades? Worst span ever, of all time. Yes I say/ think these all the time. Go ahead and call me a weirdo.
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You -blam!-ing POS HOW DID YOU KILL ME I SHOT YOU IN THE -blam!-ING BACK AND YOU TURN AND FUSION RIFLE ME?!?!?? HOW? -blam!-ing BULLSHIT I spawn and get killed instantly YOU WASNT ON THE RADAR MOTHER-blam!-ER!!! -blam!-ING ROCKETS -blam!-ING HMGs You kill me with the same gun I SHOT YOU FIRST WITH AND MINES FULLY UPGRADED?!?!!? SHOTGUN CAMPING TWAT "Yes, heavy ammo :)" -SUPERED instantly, -blam!- you I melee'd you TWICE and you -blam!-ing kill me in ONE hit GET THE -blam!- OUT OF MY AIM TEAM MATES ------------------------------------------------------ Amongst other things
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In pvp: 'are you serious?'
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mainly I just say wow this is an amazing looking world with nothing in it
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While backing up after killing a warlock - "you're not dead yet guardian! Now fight!"
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I say mother-blam!-er a lot
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If a person I know gets all Ascendants in the raid we call them Shardmander. If it happens twice they evolve to Shardmeleon. Three times? SHARDzard!
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Edited by WarMachine1191: 11/20/2014 2:53:35 PMRaid, on the puzzle: I'll go revive him.
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I got a 2X blue engram drops from killing one enemy last night "Wow I must be super lucky 8)"
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"When my Thorn is fixed....."
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Edited by Matu Flp Krawfe: 11/17/2014 11:30:46 PMStory/Missions/Patrol "In a not too distant future, next Sunday AD. There was a guy named me. No to different from you or me. He worked at the Traveler's institute. Just another guy in a blue jumpsuit. He did a good job cleaning up the place. But Bungie didn't like him so they shot him into space!" [have actually said this]
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Edited by Hagalaz-27: 11/17/2014 2:45:15 PMVault: Surrounded by Supplicants because everyone else on the home team is grab-assing on the wrong side, away team is about to return through portal. "F***it. <golden gun> *pchoo* F*** [b][i]you[/i][/b]. *pchoo* F*** [b][i]you[/i][/b]. *pchoo* F*** [b][i]you[/i][/b]. *pchoo at Supplicant waaaaaaay on other side of map that's about to eat grab-asser* F*** [b][i][u]you[/u][/i][/b] in particular."
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"HA, I just out sniped you with a hand canon b!+ch."
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Don't be a hero... DONT BE A HERO!! *wipe*
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Raid: I wonder how many glitches will we encounter this time
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I say smelly pocket hooker alot and blistering butt barnicle/bag!
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F ing praetorian. Health regenerating.
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In the raid I mostly say: Shit...I'm dead Or FFS why did you die?
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VoG: (1) Shyt, I'm out of heavy ammo (2) Shyt, 2 more minutes before I can pop another heavy (synth) (3) Effing supplicants!
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Enemy attacking me: nope nope nope ,not up in here! Enemy almost killing me: not like this! Not like this! Killed: ..... tell my story. respawn: suuuuuurrrrrpppprrrriiiiisssseee get to the heavy ammo before a enemy does: sooooommmmboooodddies cloooooossseeerrrr! haha
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Iron Banner This event was made for the bitch sun singers