originally posted in:TheLollipopGuild
I propose we make a massive genocide of pumpkins and Starbucks. Here's why:
Pumpkins should be wiped out for making such shitty pies that are only edible with the help of whip cream
Starbucks should be destroyed for making shitty coffee. Caribou will be the standard coffee makers of the new world
Go in peace my brothers and sisters, and quell this evil!!!
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You are dumb
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This guy is a genious.
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Pumpkin pies aren't shitty. :| shit pies, on the other hand...
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As a white girl, I disagree with this.
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Starbucks is what makes white girls changes and its the hipster's tomb of hipping
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I miss Caribou. Their coffee was awesome. Now I have to deal with the consolation prize of Panera's hazelnut coffee. Still good, but not the same.
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I work at the UK equivalent of Starbucks (though we have that here too) and I concur that anyone who wastes their hard earned cash on a £4 cup of steamed milk needs to be shot.
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Did you just threaten my cool and delicious frappuccinos? *Pulls out tomahawks ITS ON BITCH
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Starbucks is also the birthplace of hipsters
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They threaten to destroy our beloved Starbucks and pumpkins, rise up against this threat! Viva le resistance!
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Agreed
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Pumpkins yes, starbuck no.
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Yes it must be done walks back into the darkness
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If you removed pumpkin lattes from existence, there would be mass rioting among middle class women...
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Pumpkin spice cream cheese from Aldi's is the best!
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Pumpkin bread Jack O Lanterns Pumpkinface See, not all pumpkins are bad! [spoiler]But seriously, lets kill muther -blam!-in Starbucks. [/spoiler]
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Shitty people need shitty coffee :\
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I agree