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originally posted in:The Lore Seekers
Edited by Efrideets Thicc Thighs:
5/13/2015 5:35:20 AM
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Destiny Puns!!!!!!!
I want all of your best destiny puns. This will be where we share them!
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1 ReplyWhat did the basketball player do when he met a high servitor? He floored him!
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Edited by FSUxGLADIATORx: 1/1/2016 5:01:38 PMI play destiny in cycles. Currently im on rinse and repeat
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1 ReplyIf atheon were a transformer[spoiler]Optimus Time[/spoiler]
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Lick my thralls
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1 ReplyEdited by Young_King_Kush: 10/31/2015 1:37:50 AMI'm not really a big drinker, so my friends call me Thorn. [spoiler]Two shots & I walk away.[/spoiler]
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I would tell you a joke about oryx but... [spoiler]they were all taken.[/spoiler]
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I have a crush on the abyss [spoiler]i've fallen in love[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhat makes servitors high?[spoiler]dregs[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Scoob: 9/18/2015 2:56:06 PMI had good ones but they all seem to be taken.
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Why are the Calcified Fragments in Verses? [spoiler]So you can read them.[/spoiler] Why does the Traveler float above The Last City? [spoiler]So it doesn't crush the citizens below it.[/spoiler] What do we receive Patrol Missions from? [spoiler]Patrol Beacons.[/spoiler] What do you call a Warlock that self-revives? [spoiler]A Sunsinger that has Fireborn equipped.[/spoiler] What do you call a Year-2 Gjallarhorn? [spoiler]Nonexistent. "There is no 'Horn 2.0."[/spoiler]
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Why does the cryptarch sell legendary engrams? [spoiler]because taken king dlc came out and you can now buy them :)[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGirl, are you Venus? [spoiler]as you make my spirit bloom :)[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat's Xûr's first name? [spoiler]Lou.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesIf all three classes were in a staring contest who would win? [spoiler]The Titan because they can't blink. [/spoiler]
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Get hard, light.
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2 RepliesI have one about pretorian foil, but you'll probably never get it.
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1 ReplyDid you put your Multi-Tool in the vault? I MIDA.
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4 RepliesWhat's the only thing weaker than The Story in Destiny? Your GPA after playing.
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1 ReplyEdited by Zarahi Sunstrider: 9/18/2015 2:50:12 PMI had a Sun Breaker, Sun Singer, and a Gunslinger in my squad. I guess you could call it the ultimate fire team.
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The taken King is out, I'm pretty scion life.
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Can't get gally I must have some bad juju Dinklebot never talks he must need a speaker We almost lost the city because the titans collective strength was Wei Ning Get thorn it's some super good advice You don't have the cabals to do it That last pun may have been vexing Raids require a hive mind in case one of the guardians is fallen I'm xur I'll get a new exotic this weekend We're does crota live? In a necrocasm The lag in trials is iron bananas
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1 ReplyXur isn't very good with conversations. He always has to have the last word ;)
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1 ReplyMy weapon will be a thorn in your side
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1 ReplyI don't know you guys very well, how about some Ice Breakers?
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1 ReplyWhat do vex tell their kids [spoiler]don't talk to exo strangers[/spoiler]
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I would tell you a ghost joke, but there will probably be a better one in a few weeks.
