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originally posted in:CentauriAlpha Fan Fiction
3/17/2015 5:43:49 PM
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The Shortest Lore Satire Ever ( Challenge Me)
Dredgen Yor: Oi! Malphur, who's turn is it to do dishes again?
Shin Malphur: Yours, not mine.
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Edited by Fatgull: 6/15/2015 6:34:34 AMBefore he murdered Pahanin, Dredgen Yor quit participating in crucible matches because everyone was using Thorn.
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4 RepliesEris: Guardian! I showed up as soon as you bought The Dark Below(tm). Go do these bounties and kill crota n' shit. AVENGE MY FIRETEAM WHO NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ('cept toland he's a badass)
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^sees giant dog ^at least it's chained up
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2 RepliesQueen: No one has ever came into me. #It's true. They pull out their dicks from the unworthy before they ejaculate.
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"If your gun wants to end all existence, then it shall" Me: BUT I WANT TO END ALL EXISTENCE
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Edited by LegionofSlime: 7/16/2015 3:49:53 AMThalor was unstoppable in the crucible until Dredgon Yor came and everyone went offline
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The ahamkara to a female warlock- go make me a sandwich, oh bearer mine.
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1 ReplyI'M ON MY PERIOD!!!
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Noooooooo!
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1 ReplyEdited by boogeyman333: 6/15/2015 4:53:56 AMKabr: "I wonder what would happen if I soloed Crota's end."
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Ghost Angel Cloak: We are an army of the chosen dead...must have maxed Gjallarhorn.
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1 ReplyTitan: SMASH Smash: Hm?
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1 ReplyHive knight: *dying elephant noise*
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So... You get any new guns? Yeah I don't need em' doh. *Thornx19999
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Hahaha the crucible Isn't a place for mercy, but let's nerf things anyway and let a flood of salt happen over thorn even though we aren't about the mercy life. But let's give them mercy anyway because they complain too much.
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Felwinters lie: "Yass! An amazing shotgun." *one shots someone across the map, behind a wall in a Titan bubble.* "YOU LIAR."
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2 RepliesMom wakes up Ghost:THEIR WAKEING THE PREIST
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*Guardian gives Rahool Legendary Engram* *Recieves No Land Beyond* Rahool: [i]Oooohhhhh[/i], I "pity" your enemies, guardian.
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6 RepliesAny guardian, "Kabr, who went into the vault with you?" Kabr, "I don't know."
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I SAID INVITE ONLY
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1 ReplyExo stranger appears and makes no sense. Teleports away. Appears again and gives you her gun for no reason. Teleports away. DESTINY!
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1 Reply*Player has found No Land Beyond* *Player has found exotic shard*
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4 Replies"I could tell you the great battle with the Darkness. For 19.99 USD."
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Hahahahaha
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"Become legend. (As long as you have $140)"
