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originally posted in:GAMR Network
Edited by Cynical GAMR:
8/8/2015 5:13:06 PM
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Cool story bro....
Hey all, we hear them everyday, you know the ones, those cool stories we hear that bring us such joy but are often forgotten. Well not anymore! Post them here and we will remember them forever...
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1 ReplyThis one time I watched a midget beat up a guy for skipping him in line at Pick N Save
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1 ReplyOne time I deleted a ghorn for the exotic shard to upgrade my sunbreakers. Best. Decision. Ever.
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2 RepliesOne time I was in clash and I shot this guy twice with a shotgun and some how some how he was magically behind me and punched me to death.WTF game
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2 RepliesTeabagged skolas and randomly got thrown off the map... nearly died laughing
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2 RepliesYou make the saying "white boys can't jump" a reality... Tactiletoffu: we were cheesing the crota bridge (back before anyone was 32) and the entire raid is ready to start.. except tac (who is on a titan,the easiest class to use to jump out of the map for that part) he sat there and tried for like 15 mins to get out of the map to no avail. We were crying laughing.. I honestly can't remember how we finished it.. didn't you just end up saying screw it and died?
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Edited by Shoots911: 8/9/2015 6:16:26 AMThe other day I got a vex myth and hawk moon at the same time. Atheon HM
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1 ReplyWell, the other night, I really wanted some serious anal stimulation, but I had thrown away some of my smaller shampoo bottles,a nd didn't really have anything of a similar smaller size (they were those hotel shampoo bottles, pretty perfect size for such things). So... I had to make due with one of my body spray bottles, which is pretty damn thick, but not impossibly thick... Still though, I really wasn't sure if I could get something that size up there, since it's been quite a while since I really tried to get something that size in my ass... Took me a good while, slowly worked my way up to it with my fingers, finally got four fingers in, and felt I was pretty much as ready as I would be... Took that bottle all the way up to the nozzle. Best cum I've had in months.
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1 ReplyEdited by Loss GAMR: 8/8/2015 6:13:40 PMOk so me and nemesis are smashing up the weekly like -blam!-ing bosses, then out of the blue nem was like "Whooh, a huge cock! I was like" Yeah sweet thing, you best believe it! " then she pointed at the wall.....
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Edited by its_AHole_Epik: 8/8/2015 5:14:27 PMMe and 2 other guys all warlocks on trials well my buddy had the push perk on the du singer warlock on this dude kept coming for him and the dude jumped he melleed him and this dude looks like he just took 3 truths to the chest he went flying so far out of the map
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There was this one time on earth, and I shot this dreg. WITH A PULSE RIFLE! I roared with laughter for 8 days solid. I'm laughing again now at the memory.
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6 RepliesLostJoker44 - It was crazy man. I'm shooting some guy in the face one second then just destiny title screen the next. I was like aw wtf. Tried to press a to start and it said must be connected to xbox live. I look down to check my modem and is lighting up like Christmas trying to reconnect it still is lmfao.
