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Give me relationship advice...
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Here ya go bud.
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Slap a hoe.
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Dont, stay also ne forever. Love only brings uneeded pain.
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Trust me you would not want me to find a girl for you <------------- Worse Wingman ever
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Tape your dick to her forehead
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I'll be your flood gal
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toast/envelope
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When you're on the first date keep this valuable piece of information in your mind: 69 is the only dinner for two
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F*ck her right in the pu$$y.
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So we've ruled out the toast/envelope method?
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Thre is no such thing as advice. "When it comes to romance, You do you, And i do me."