>Buy son real life pony >Go to Home depot buy wood planks >Bring real life pony inside house >Board up house while le son is sleeping >Give son said real life pony >Kill real life pony in the living room while he watches >Chainsaw pony while it still breathes to let son hear pony screams >Have sex with dead pony pieces while son watches in horror while screaming batman. >Son never wants to see another pony due to traumatic experience >Profit???