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2/22/2015 8:19:21 AM
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BUT PLOTTWIST;
Little did batman know that there was an even more elaborate problem.
[spoiler]The Combine.[/spoiler]
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If you were a woman, I'd ask you to marry me. [spoiler]All of this was taking place in a fictional universe written by Batman[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Batman was birthed from a combine. The combine were shot in an alley.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]All of this is actually taking place in a fictional world created by us[/spoiler] [spoiler]so it all comes down to, who would win in a fight between you and me.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I have a beard and my hair currently wreaks of sulfur.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I really don't care about death[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I am a death[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]and I honestly don't give a shit[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Liar[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]The only problem I have with death is that I won't be able to eat food or fight people anymore[/spoiler]
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Then the ogerlord commences his shrekoning, taking both batman and the combine by the balls.
