Definitely the A-team van and a crack-team of highly trained individuals that would include Sylvester Stallone as the cyclops from Krull, Roseanne Bar, a rancor, a knife wielding Elmo, and Louie Anderson. The remaining hundred minus one can be clones of Rosie O'Donnell used as shock troops that will strike fear into enemy. The last trooper can be a robocop with voice of Gilbert Godfrey.