Okay, so you want a way to win this? Let's get [b]FU[/b]CKING CRAZY here.
My vehicle would probably have to be the scorpion tank from halo two, where I can fire both the turret and the mg.
Then, I'd have 24 of the spartan II's, including the master chief himself.
24 jedi
24 members of ISIS
24 Crimson elites.
Now, I know you're wondering why I'm choosing 24 and not 25, right? "Moonshine that's only 96 people as back up, you're mathing bad!"
NO YOU [b]FU[/b]CKING PEASANTS, I'M DOING THIS RIGHT.
The last 4 people I'd have as back up are the motherfu[b]cking[/b] forth horsemen from the darksiders series.
this team would [b]f[/b]ucking slay.
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Spartans would have the halo 1 magnum
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ISIS ? Are you retarded
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No. I'm funny as -blam!- in a dark way. Laugh or get out.
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You're a pr##k
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Tell me something I don't know. Tell me ISIS are murders AFTER you tell me the American military is any better. -blam!- women, pissing in thirsty children's hands, killing or torturing people purely based on a false religious bias because one or two groups made a bad name for an entire demographic. This was meant to be a joke. Don't take it so seriously.
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It is better. Though in my opinion we should pull out and let the Middle East wipe itself out. It's obvious they lack the ability to cooperate with any other country and they'd kill eachother if we let them anyway so why not?
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Yes!! The horsemen! They would wreck face alone.
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You put those cowardly murders of ISIS on the same step as jedi? whats wrong with you?
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They're crazy as shit, they'll win. It's effective. And funny. In a dark way.... Laugh or get out
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That would be cool but op said [b][u]1[/u][/b] military unit as back up not multiple different ones. you can only have 1 unit that consists of 100 of them.
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All facts considering, he didn't specify what form of military unit.
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He said though the military unit has no vehicles and is limited to [u]100[/u] of its best soldiers. This implies that you're only allowed one type. but to each his own
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Much overkill [spoiler]just the four horsemen would be enough[/spoiler]