back in my day we watched 15-30 sec porn clips. now kids are watching chumps play vidoegames. wtf is this world coming to.
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Haha you're a chump oldman
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Back in my day we had to peek at our neighbors house when they were bathing. We used to call them beating windows
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Edited by footshot747: 8/20/2015 9:56:17 PMIf youre a pedophile staring at my boy through the window id shoot you. And then beat him. And then possibly shoot him again. Then tell the cops he tried breaking in with my boy in the bath. Where i live you try to break in i can shoot you by law.
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Yes you can shoot. Because you're shooting to kill and your state permits it. But not all do.
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And 27 states say you can marry a cow by law
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Cows deserve love too
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Everyone needs a good tug on the utter every once in awhile
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[quote]Everyone needs a good tug on the utter every once in awhile[/quote] I couldn't have said it better myself
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Then i tell her to wipe off her milk moustache she looks ridiculous and go get me a sandwich
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That's the whole reason America is so appealing. We can just do that whenever
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When my gf milks me i yell "milk does a body goooood!!!"
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That's call peeping tom you perv. I beat the living shit out of someone who did that to my fam. Almost killed him. He's in jail right now
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Why do you think we'd call it beating windows?
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Because you beat it at someone's window while they change. And then i proceed to beat you within an inch of your life. Knocked all his teeth out shattered his jaw sunk in his eye socket. Dude almost died. Cops shook my hands and thanked me.
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And wed call it beating window because you'd get your ass shot if you were caught. We liked to live on the edge back on the 60s back in my fatherland.
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Edited by CrudeDude: 8/20/2015 9:10:40 PMTrust me it's called that because you beat it at someone's window. Either way not wise. You might run into me Motherland.... Russia? They love to do sick shot over there
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Fatherland... not motherland. We want nothing to do with those ruskies
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Lmao even if you catch someone peeping, leaving them to an inch of their life would lead you to get a sentence of attempted murder. A cop wouldn't shake your hand, they'd get you arrested for exessive force.
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Edited by CrudeDude: 8/20/2015 9:14:31 PMNo. They shook my hand. He was a known perv. The window was of my kid brother. Still think I'm lying?
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I know you're lying because even if he's a known pervert you still used exessive force. You would be in jail, buddy. Lie better plz
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Edited by CrudeDude: 8/20/2015 9:30:26 PMWell I'm not in jail. What planet do you live on? Figures you stick up for a pervert pedophile considering you did the same shit
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No, I'm not supporting what he did. I could accept you got you hand shook. But still you would have committed a felony by almost killing someone. It's the law, young padawan, learn some before you go and tell grandiose stories of your supposed heroics.
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Lmao. So you think if I beat up Some guy trespassing on my Property so he could beat off to unspeakable things that [b][i][u]I[/u][/i][/b] would be the one going to jail? Lmao. You need to get your head check. Freaking foreigner
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And the proper way to spell that is checked* please kid, learn English before you proudly assume everyone is a foreigner.
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Lmao, no need for acusations. What makes you think I'm a foreigner? Stop assuming things kid. And trespassing? Did you know that you still have to follow laws within your abode? You can't just beat someone to an inch of their lifes just because you're in your lawn. And that's assuming your state has laws that allows homeowners to murder tresspassers within your property, and that the guy didn't make a run for it effectively making it out of your property.