[quote] I play crucible for the sole purpose of turning your mouth into a golf course ball wash. My testicles ache for the warm moist chasm of a freshly dropped corpse. And if you kill me, then I expect nothing less than well executed skull defiling. If you don't, I will take offence and start posting on the forums about disrespectful players who don't tbag. Whip out your nuts and plop them over my dead eyes so it looks like I'm wearing a scrotum for goggles. And if you're a chick, you better be slammin' that clam all up in my grill. Just shove my skull deep into those meat curtains like you are trying to give birth in reverse. Anything less would be uncivilized. That is all.[/quote]