Yo, names Phatty D!! *grabs mic* YO DJ, SPIN DAT SHIT! IM A WHITE BOY BUT MY NECK IS RED I PUT MIRACLE WHIP ON MY WONDER BREAD MY FACE IS PALE NAH I NECER BEEN IN JAIL ME AN BUFFY SPEND EVERY WINTER AT VAIL HOW MANY BITCHES HAVE I SLAPPED ZERO UNH AND MARTHA STEWART HAPPENS TO BE MY HERO I GREW UP ON A FARM AND I WAS BORN WITH NO RYTHM DR PHILS MY UNCLE AND I LIKE TO HANG WITH HIM I CANT DANCE I WEAR KHAKI PANTS MY MIDDLE NAMES LANCE MY GRANDMAS FROM FRANCE *drops the mic*