Hello,
It's me.
I was wondering when this sort of post would come to be.
I'll go over
Everything.
They say that it's time to take a picture
But I don't have an imgur.
Anyways, that aside, I'm 14, white, born in Seattle, Washington. I'm gonna pass on the name, just as a precaution, even though I know there are very few people on this website who would do something like that, and hopefully none to me.
I go to a nice private school with a tiny grade. 42 people. I'm in eighth grade, the last our school goes too. Many of the people there, including me, have been there since kindergarten. I'm Jewish and proud of it, but also liberal and atheist, not because I want to be edgy, but because I've just never had the bond other people describe with God. Maybe it was how I was raised, maybe not. I have an amazing dog named Hershey, a brown labradoodle whom I love. I like to write, but not books. I [i]really[/i] liked game of thrones, but just the books. Not for sex, but just for the story. I always thought I was a nerd, and I had a bad experience with one of the popular kids, a guy we'll call James. He tried to be mature about something, and it felt like he was putting himself before me. I don't like the concept of having some people being above others. Anyways, that was a year ago, and I was one of the tallest kids in the grade, and ~5' 8''. I nearly punched him in his face, and that would have been bad. Things changed, but eventually I just went to a dark place, and it took me until 8th grade to get out of it. Start of the year I had my nihilistic mindset going, but I made friends really fast. I even realized that the James kid was far from the asshole I'd thought, and I ended up really liking him. We're pretty good now, really good in fact. I tell him my holocaust jokes, and in return, he laughs. I'm 5' 11" now, and in shoes, easily six feet. I'm 154 pounds, and not even close to obese. I don't have a lot of arm strength, but my legs are pretty ripped. I have dumb hair. Blonde, but insanely curly, so it becomes a "Jew-fro" as I call it. Supposedly, I'm pretty funny. I was a total desticle, until I eventually broke the habit, and now I spend a few minutes a week here in Offtopic, for the laughs.
So yeah, stay terrible, Offtopic. :)
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