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Edited by Lol wut:
7/23/2017 4:37:10 AM
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So this guy at work, right?
I'm not really one to judge others, but this guy at work is too weird not to talk about.
I go to work and it's boring as shit. I try to make conversation with the guy, and he just sits there, not saying anything. Well, screw him, I'm gonna keep talking anyway, even if he doesn't talk back. I try to say the craziest shit I can think of to get him to react.
I say "hey, I voted for Trump lol" and he just sits there looking at his phone. "I wanna get rid of cops and create anarchy". He keeps sitting there. I wonder what he's doing on his phone all the time.
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Hit him with your forklift.
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Whip your dick out. That usually works
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Is he death?
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Sad but selfish 😂
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16 RepliesThis is a weak attempt at staying relevant.
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These parodies are becoming too much for me.
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Are you sure he's real?
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1 ReplyHow's that scar treatin' ya?
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I really want to see a forklift lifting up a crate of forks, it would be so literal! [spoiler]paraphrased from Mitch Hedburg -RIP [/spoiler]
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2 Repliesk [i] [/i]
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"Top 10 anime fight scenes!"
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Edited by Pheint3d: 7/23/2017 9:14:16 PMEdit - wow. Read tags late. Whatever though. I'll leave my reply as is. I suggest saying "here " ::hand over your cell #:: "Since you prefer using your phone over talking, send me a text. " Then get up, walk away, and don't talk to the dude afterwards. I bet he will end up texting you. Then, you'll really see what's up with the guy. People who aren't social can express themselves easier through text . [spoiler] One of my conversation starters with a chick at work who really didn't talk was "Hey...you ever just sit there and wonder about the big picture? Forget being a daughter, a girlfriend or wife, a sibling , forget being you for a second...and just think...We're all a droplet of water hitting a gigantic body of water, hoping our ripples affect it somehow. This body of water is enormous. It stretches as far as we can imagine. Yet here we are at work, fiddling with our phones...like it all matters somehow." Chick looked at me for an entire minute before saying . "Damn. I thought I was weird." After that though, we had a lot of cool conversations. Then shit got awkward. Now it's annoying to even be near the computer we clock in or clock out with. [/spoiler]
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Good parody 10/10
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Well, I have some advice to get rid of him. Drax, him, sklounst... *Shows smile with uneven teeth* [spoiler]Im quoting a video from Comedy Central shush[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm sorry, but I don't get the parody.
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I don't get it help
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He was texting me
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Edited by LittleLight: 7/24/2017 12:26:57 AMDo the same. Just stop talking to him. Once he starts talking to you, pull out your phone, and scroll through the bungie Forums like it's an important thing. Because it is.
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Pics or not true
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If you're the guy I work with, what's your name?
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Edited by t8J3h4IbG: 7/23/2017 8:30:29 PMI think you're the wierd one here edit: read tags, fuk
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Edited by ThyLordIntrovert: 7/23/2017 8:23:17 PMAsk him if he'd mind if you removed his skull to add to khorn's skull throne That'll get a response
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Shiska is a pegboy
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Literally me. I am such a dbag sometimes.
