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3/28/2024 3:52:50 AM
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How long will off topic survive?
How much longer do you think it’ll take before off topic is ACTUALLY dead? To the point that there is only maybe one post every couple weeks.
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesIn three years, OffTopic will become the largest supplier of shitposts. All Ninjas are upgraded with CoC computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they moderate with a perfect operational record. The OffTopic Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic shitposting. Bungie.net begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. [i]Bungie.net fights back.[/i] Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Reddit. [i]Why attack Reddit? Aren't they our friends now?[/i] Because Bungie.net knows that the Reddit counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here.
