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Edited by Vakris One: 9/19/2014 12:06:28 PM
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BREAKING NEWS JUST IN. Having confiscated and searched the Cryptarch's ghost TowerPol have uncovered secret love messages sent between him and Lakshmi-2 of the Future War Cult. A spokesbot for TowerPol had this to say, [i]"We are very interested in what has been going on between Master Rahool and Lakshmi-2 and not only because of this recent Legendary engrams scandal. Most of us have been speculating for years whether an Awoken, or a Human for that matter, can actually have a physical relationship with an Exo. We will be questioning both parties extensively. That is all."[/i] In other news Lord Shaxx has challenged Commander Zavala to yet another Titanic arm wrestling contest to raise glimmer for the unfortunate Guardians who were swindled by the Cryparch. Ikora Rey will be presiding as guest referee and Cayde-6 has graciously agreed to hand out the event's proceeds to the Guardians that need them most. This is only the second time Zavala and Shaxx have held a charity sponsored contest of might. Their first contest was held in honour of Guardians Without Ships. A splinter group comprised mainly of Warlocks who believed that 'space magic', as they affectionally call the Light given to us by the Traveller, is all one needs in order to traverse space and time. That having a ship is a luxury one should not focus on at this time of great struggle. Since the tragic incident involving a Fireteam of 3 Warlocks accidentally warping into the Sun charity events have been held annually. So far Guardians Without Ships's attempts to travel from Earth to the Moon safely without the use of a jump ship remain unrewarded.
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  • It was the Speaker and the Cryptard that went together into the little room with the black door to the right of the big spinny thing in the north tower. Do you mean he is cheating on both of them???

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  • Numerous sources in the past have pointed to the Cryptarch being involved with the Speaker, the Queen of the Reef, Lakshmi-2, her sisters Lakshmi-3 and 4, her brother Lakshim-1 and most prominently the mysterious Xur. The Cryptarch has declined to comment on all counts at this time however our top undercover reporter has managed to secure a rare interview with the illusive Xur. Stay tuned for further news on this Tower first exclusive.

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