Me: Silently hand him a purple engram with a picture of a helmet on it.
Cryptarch: Hmmm. let's see what we have here...hurry up before I get bored.
Me: Silently takes possession of a 1000 year old Pepsi can.
Cryptarch: That's a powerful piece of history, I'd hate to be your enemy.
Me: Silently puts on Pepsi can...look like a dork and say FUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
English
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Hey, that Pepsi can would be from the 18th century. Either an amazing fake or some Vex traveled back in time while enjoying a cold soda.
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Fun fact : that's what the Vault of Glass is used for. Just so they can buy fresh, cold Pepsi. Atheon secretly likes Coca-Cola, but won't tell any of the others.